Runnin' [runnin']
Don't forget to put it in the oven
Why are you trying to burn it [trying to burn it]
why'd didn't you put the butter on the table
Then you'd have a dry bagel

add butter to it
You don't have to do it in a stable
add butter it
It's kinda hard to do it with a ladel
add butter it
make sure that it doesn't go a'stayel (stale)
add butter to it
or jelly if you must

inside it shouldn't be just rye
or dye when bagels deserve to fry

Runnin' [runnin']
Don't forget you put it in the oven
Why are you trying to burn it [trying to burn it]
why'd didn't you put the butter on the table
Then you'd have a dry bagel

add butter to it
You don't have to do it in a stable
add butter it
It's kinda hard to do it with a ladel
add butter it
make sure that it doesn't go a'stayel (stale)
add butter to it
or jelly if you must

inside it shouldn't be just rye
or dye when bagels deserve to fry
inside my microwave oven design
not rye nor dye when bagels deserve to fry

Fry it Fry it Fry it Fry it
Fry it fry it well but not at 860
fry it well enough to where you can now eat it
Just so you don't have to swallow spit
Add some fancy butter to it
Add some good ole butter, to it

It shouldn't be rye or have some color dye
Inside when bagels deserve to fry
In my microwave oven design
I cry when bagels deserve to fry