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Song Parodies -> "Ketchup"
Original Song Title:
"Chop Suey"
Original Performer:
System of the Down
Parody Song Title:
"Ketchup"
Parody Written by:
The PogoWolf
The Lyrics
Ketchup (Ketchup)
It takes a few tomatoes to make ketchup
Smoosh them into paste and then shake up
(Smoosh them into paste and then shake)
Why'd you leave the ketchup on the table?
Don't forget to read the lable
(You wanted to)
Get a few tomatoes to make ketchup
(You wanted to)
find a little receipe to make ketchup
(You wanted to)
Why'd you leave the ketchup on the table?
(You wanted to)
I don't think you trust, in, my, reasons to make Hines...
I.. Apply.. Ketchup to my Fries...
Ketchup (Ketchup)
It takes a few tomatoes to make ketchup
Smoosh them into paste and then shake up
(Smoosh them into paste and then shake)
Why'd you leave the ketchup on the table?
Don't forget to read the lable
(You wanted to)
Get a few tomatoes to make ketchup
(You wanted to)
find a little receipe to make ketchup
(You wanted to)
Why'd you leave the ketchup on the table?
(You wanted to)
whether it's red, green, or purple with strips.. i'd die.. without ketchup
on my fries..
*
Red (Ketchup)
Green (Ketchup)
Purple (Ketchup)
Spicy (aaahh)
Hines into your hands, I commend my burger
Hines into your hands, Why won't you come out for me?
Bang the bottom, Come out for me..
Give the squirts, Come out for me...
on my fries, Come out for me...
whether it's red, green, or purple with strips.. i'd die.. without ketchup
on my fries..
Red, Green, or purple with strips.. i'd die.. without ketchup on my fries..
It takes a few tomatoes to make ketchup
Smoosh them into paste and then shake up
(Smoosh them into paste and then shake)
Why'd you leave the ketchup on the table?
Don't forget to read the lable
(You wanted to)
Get a few tomatoes to make ketchup
(You wanted to)
find a little receipe to make ketchup
(You wanted to)
Why'd you leave the ketchup on the table?
(You wanted to)
I don't think you trust, in, my, reasons to make Hines...
I.. Apply.. Ketchup to my Fries...
Ketchup (Ketchup)
It takes a few tomatoes to make ketchup
Smoosh them into paste and then shake up
(Smoosh them into paste and then shake)
Why'd you leave the ketchup on the table?
Don't forget to read the lable
(You wanted to)
Get a few tomatoes to make ketchup
(You wanted to)
find a little receipe to make ketchup
(You wanted to)
Why'd you leave the ketchup on the table?
(You wanted to)
whether it's red, green, or purple with strips.. i'd die.. without ketchup
on my fries..
*
Red (Ketchup)
Green (Ketchup)
Purple (Ketchup)
Spicy (aaahh)
Hines into your hands, I commend my burger
Hines into your hands, Why won't you come out for me?
Bang the bottom, Come out for me..
Give the squirts, Come out for me...
on my fries, Come out for me...
whether it's red, green, or purple with strips.. i'd die.. without ketchup
on my fries..
Red, Green, or purple with strips.. i'd die.. without ketchup on my fries..
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