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Song Parodies -> "Gotta Take A Crap"

Original Song Title:

"All The Things She Said"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

TATU

Parody Song Title:

"Gotta Take A Crap"

Parody Written by:

Soleil Moon Frye

The Lyrics

thanks to my grandma. she inspired me to make this parody of "All The Things She Said"
Gotta take a crap
Gotta take a crap
And these pants are GAP
Gotta take a crap
Gotta take a crap
And these pants are GAP
The smell is just enough

I need to take a shit
I feel totally lost
I need to use the bathroom
But im on a bus
The windows are shut
Theres just too much gas
Its attacking the people
And they are dying fast

Then it suddenly stopped
And I jumped off the bus.
The bus driver got off
And started to cuss.
I couldn't argue back
I really needed to go
I said shut the f*ck up
Or Im gonna explode.

Gotta take a crap
Gotta take a crap
And these pants are GAP
Gotta take a crap
Gotta take a crap
And these pants are GAP
The smell is just enough
The smell is just enough

Gotta take a crap
Gotta take a crap

I cant hold it much longer
And Its getting too hot
The bus driver is scary
And he wants some pot.
The stupid guy is a stalker
And Im going insane
Trying to run away
In my stomach theres pain.

When he stops and stares
He worries me
Cause' he stares at my ass, and says he wants me
I can just give up
Take a crap anywhere
So then i would feel
I would feel so much better

Gotta take a crap
Gotta take a crap
And these pants are GAP
Gotta take a crap
Gotta take a crap
And these pants are GAP
The smell is just enough
The smell is just enough


Gotta take a crap
Gotta take a crap

Bus driver looking at me
Where is the nearest tree?
I need to take a crap!

Jesus looking at me
Can you help me find a tree?
Please make me a map!

Gotta take a crap
Gotta take a crap
And these pants are GAP
Gotta take a crap
Gotta take a crap
And these pants are GAP
The smell is just enough
The smell is just enough

Gotta take a crap
Gotta take a crap

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Del del - June 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Very funny.Gotta take a crap and these pants are gap is truly classic I couldn't give you a perfect score like I wanted to because there is not many words to this song.It's not your fault it's just because of the no talent russian lesbian.
some guy who thinks your funny - July 21, 2003 - Report this comment
that was pretty damn
Michelobe - September 07, 2003 - Report this comment
That parody was AWESOME! LMAO!
erica - October 13, 2003 - Report this comment
this is tha best i neva heard anything ryme like this be4 lOl
say what? - October 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Did soleil moon frye the actress really write this?
hottopicfairy - January 03, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL! Hilarious!
BoB - March 13, 2004 - Report this comment
i thought it sucked n was the stupidest thing ive ever heard
Azza & Nazza - April 07, 2004 - Report this comment
lol thats heaps funny you rule and so does punky brewster
iHippo - May 19, 2004 - Report this comment
LMFAO!!
black velvet - June 14, 2004 - Report this comment
funny parody, but did soleil moon frye the actualy actress write this?
LOL!!!!!!!!! - November 02, 2004 - Report this comment
thats good, kinda weird, but it totally fits the song
Poopie Longstocking - March 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Bravo! 5,5,5! Bravo!
Mr. Potty Mouth - March 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey, PP Longstinking, I have a question for you (and it's specifically addressed to you): Do you have anything better to do with your life than think/write/talk about bodliy waste? That's the most disgusting thing in the world. You need to get your mind OUT of the toilet and get checked into a mental hospital, like the kind they have in "One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest" (which I believe you've never even read).

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