I was alone on my laptop yesterday
That’s when I noticed that something was awry
My Little Pony was everywhere I looked

I’m in my room, it’s a typical Tuesday night
I only meant to watch the first episode, that’s right
And now it is hard to admit that I’m hooked

But it seems some blokes dig these horse folk
Now all my friends give me all these weird looks
Thinking ‘bout the day to use my new humor
All my jokes are twenty percent cooler

Screw Spongebob, G.I. Joe, and Transformers
I just wanna see some more of Rarity
I’m now a brony
Now I’m a brony

Watchin’ the show alone in my bedroom now
At least I’m not all alone in this fandom
Laughing at Pinkie Pie, thinkin’ to myself
Why is this so awesome?

I can’t help but smile when everyone in the town
Freaks out because there’s rabbits all around
You ask “Why do you even like a show like that?”
I don’t think that I can ever answer that

Lauren Faust can’t make this boring
What I’m ‘bout to say is a true story
This is a preview of what’s wrong with my mind
This is actually how I spend all my time

Apple Bloom and her best friends are just too cute
They now all are known as C.M.C.
I’m such a brony

By and by, the show keeps gettin’ better
Don’t you ever confuse me with a furry
It’s called a “brony”
I’m not a weird furry

Oh I remember how
The griffin was so mean, and Zekora was a fright
Derpy’s the one that makes me laugh, Fluttershy’s about to cry
They sing some awesome songs and Twilight’s dragon Spike
Really has a secret crush, can you guess which one he likes?

You see, I’m not the only dude who likes this show
Who knew my favorite show would ever be
My Little Pony

Can’t stand this waiting for the next one
At least I’m not too big a fan of Glee
I’d rather see
My Little Pony

Have you ever thought that just maybe
You’re a brony?
You just wait and see