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Song Parodies -> "Crazy Cow Therapist"
Original Song Title:
"Do I Make You Proud?"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Taylor Hicks
Parody Song Title:
"Crazy Cow Therapist"
Parody Written by:
Jon Rames
The Lyrics
I've never been
Your average therapist
How can I be?
I don't treat any men
All I want to do
Is help the animals
The call came in
At a quarter after two
The herd's gone nuts
We don't know what to do
Each one of these
Cows are crazy
And you're our only hope now
This is what they called me for
And I don't have any doubt
That I can help these cows
I'm the only one they've got now
Will try every Freudian technique out
To try to help these cows!
They won't stand still,
Respect they do not show
Just an udder day,
Using everything I know
Try to pick their brains
They won't respond to me
Seems they're too slow,
For advanced psychology
This is what they called me for
But they've got me wondering how
That I can help these cows?
Trying every trick in the book now
But there's nothing working out
I need to help these cows
Every cow just needs to calm down
Every cow needs to be drugged, to be drugged!
Gather all the cows around
It is coming clear to me now
I can help these, I can help these cows!
This is what I came here for
Get my prescription pad out now
So I can help these cows
Each one of them gets a pill
Wellbutrin should make them chill
I'm going to drug these cows
This is what they called me for
Everyone can sleep better now
Since I've helped these cows
Smarter than I've ever been
Never been afraid of selling out
Just to help the cows
This why I come around
Nobody can ever doubt me now
Because I helped them
Yes I cured those cows
Your average therapist
How can I be?
I don't treat any men
All I want to do
Is help the animals
The call came in
At a quarter after two
The herd's gone nuts
We don't know what to do
Each one of these
Cows are crazy
And you're our only hope now
This is what they called me for
And I don't have any doubt
That I can help these cows
I'm the only one they've got now
Will try every Freudian technique out
To try to help these cows!
They won't stand still,
Respect they do not show
Just an udder day,
Using everything I know
Try to pick their brains
They won't respond to me
Seems they're too slow,
For advanced psychology
This is what they called me for
But they've got me wondering how
That I can help these cows?
Trying every trick in the book now
But there's nothing working out
I need to help these cows
Every cow just needs to calm down
Every cow needs to be drugged, to be drugged!
Gather all the cows around
It is coming clear to me now
I can help these, I can help these cows!
This is what I came here for
Get my prescription pad out now
So I can help these cows
Each one of them gets a pill
Wellbutrin should make them chill
I'm going to drug these cows
This is what they called me for
Everyone can sleep better now
Since I've helped these cows
Smarter than I've ever been
Never been afraid of selling out
Just to help the cows
This why I come around
Nobody can ever doubt me now
Because I helped them
Yes I cured those cows
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I've been trying to make TOS funny since it came out with little luck. You seemed to manage it just fine. "Every cow needs to calm down...to be drugged" made me laugh so hard I choked on my pretzel. (Oh, great, a Dubya moment.) The pacing was a bit off in spots, but what the hay. You moooved me, as Paula Adbull would say. ;)
lol, Crazy Cow Therapist strikes again! How exactly did you get in on the joke? Are you a WOWAY member?
weird al's is way better not just better but WAY better!
this is so much better than weird al's version, he should have used your lyrics. this is a perfect foil for an over-written, over-wrought song like DIMYP. very moooving!
I'm such a fan of Taylor Hicks, but I really loved your parody! Awesome, dude! *high five*
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