-> "Really Dumb"
Original Song Title:
"Dumb"
Parody Song Title:
"Really Dumb"
The Lyrics
Told mum i'm leaving
She hit the ceiling
Said she was too unprepared
Daddy just broke down
On the floor crying
Said i was being unfair
They were looking right at me
Didn't believe me
'Til i gave them my report
Mother went grey
Didn't know what to say
And dad just couldn't retort
'Cos my mam's at home
Got the school board of ed on the phone
Thought they trusted me
Now i just don't think they believe
That i'm dumb
Dumb dumb
Really quite dumb
Duh duh dumb
I thought i was having some fun
I had none
Got to get out
Gotta go
Got to go now
Cos i've flunked my lessons somehow
Yes i'm dumb dumb
Really quite dumb
I can't get no
Brains i'm really that dumb
I'm quite dumb
I'll go now
No point in being here
I think i might disappear
That bloody F
And a couple of 'U's
Didn't help me stay on at my school
I didn't listen
Paid no attention
I was always playing the fool
The jokes on me now
I'm being kicked out
Won't even get a degree
And when i'm gone
Won't bid school 'so long'
'Cos my friends are all laughing at me
And my friends got 'A's
Buts that's because they revised
They all think i'm crazed
But really i'm an okay guy
I'm just dumb dumb
Really that dumb
I'm quite dumb but
Really i'm having some fun
You get none
When you pass grades
You spend all your days
Working to get bloody 'A's
So i'm dumb dumb
Okay i'm dumb
I'm quite done
I'm dumb
But nothing gets done
I'd like some
Gotta go now
I've got to get home
I've left my poor mum on the phone
There's no way
That i will pay
I don't care
About no 'A'
Even though it drives me crazy
I won't let your high grades phase me
There's no way
That i'll miss play
I wanna relax
On Sunday
Even though i'm really stupid
There just isn't a way i'll do it
So i'm dumb dumb
Really quite dumb
So's your son
I don't see him missing his fun
I get none
Gotta go now
Gotta go
I've got to get home
The headteacher's on the phone
Says i'm dumb dumb
Utterly dumb
Beyond dumb
No funning, yes
Really that dumb
He's a bum
Just go now
Just get off my phone
I wanna be left on my own
Dumb
With a capital 'B'
I'm that dumb
I'll sit here and twiddle my thumbs
I'm so dumb
Gotta go now
Gotta run
Cos i'm so dumb
Watch me fall on my bum
What if i'm dumb dumb
Really that dumb
So no sums
I'm too dumb
Won't answer one
I'm too dumb
Gotta go now
I'm really quite smart
I've just got an 'A' for my art
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