-> "Who Has Mad Cow Diesase?"
Original Song Title:
"Dirty Little Secret"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Who Has Mad Cow Diesase?"
Parody Written by:
Spaztastic Spaz
The Lyrics
Tell me how you found out how,
you know that I have Mad Cow,
cause I know I haven't told you,
I'm not a cow, I don't moo.
Tell me exactly what to say,
yes, I have had it since last May,
you are the only one that needs to know.
And I don't know how I even got it,
never tell a soul,
or I'll go over there and spread it,
like I said, I don't moo,
I don't belong in a zoo,
who wants to know?
Since we live such fucked up lives,
it's the best way to survive,
by letting out a "moo" or two,
for some reason, I just mooed.
Tell me exactly what to say,
yes, I still have Mad Cow today,
you are the only one that needs to know.
And I don't know how I even got it,
never tell a soul,
or I'll go over there and spread it,
like I said, I don't moo,
I don't belong in a zoo,
who wants to know?
The way I feel today,
still don't know what to say,
I've had Mad Cow since May,
and I told you not to tell anyone, no,
but you've done it.
And I don't know how I even got it,
never tell a soul,
or I'll go over there and spread it.
And I don't know how I even got it,
never tell a soul,
or I'll go over there and spread it,
like I said, I don't moo,
I don't belong in a zoo,
I don't belong in a zoo,
cause I'm not Zaboomafoo.
Who wants to know?
Who want to moo?
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