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Song Parodies -> "Cast that Sectumsempra"
Original Song Title:
"Dirty Little Secret"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The All-American Rejects
Parody Song Title:
"Cast that Sectumsempra"
Parody Written by:
Mr. Sally
The Lyrics
Song about Harry Potter explaining to Prof. Snape in Half-Blood Prince that he didn't know what the spell Sectumsempra did when he cast it. HPB Spoilers.
Sir, I know that I’ve done wrong
I should have known it all along
From the time I cast that spell
Till the time that Malfoy fell
Didn’t know what it did till now
Not till I heard Malfoy say “OW!”
But, sir, please realize, I didn’t know
I should not have cast that Sectumsempra
(Cast that Sectumsempra
It wasn’t on purpose, I just kinda lost my temper-a
(Kinda lost my temper-a, did not want to upset ya)
Cast that Sectumsempra
I didn’t know
Just found the incantation
Thought it sounded kinda fun
I didn’t know what it would do
Oh, Professor Snape, it’s true
Didn’t know what it did till now
Not till I heard Malfoy say “OW!”
But, sir, please realize I didn’t know
I should not have cast that Sectumsempra
(Cast that Sectumsempra
It wasn’t on purpose, I just kinda lost my temper-a
(Kinda lost my temper-a, did not want to upset ya)
Cast that Sectumsempra
I didn’t know
That it would make him bleed (make him bleed)
At a surprising speed (surprising speed)
But he’s done some dirty deeds (dirty deeds)
And payback is what he needs
Detention is not fair
I’m not guilty
I should not have cast that Sectumsempra
(Cast that Sectumsempra
It wasn’t on purpose, I just kinda lost my temper-a
(Kinda lost my temper-a, did not want to upset ya)
I should not have cast that Sectumsempra
(Cast that Sectumsempra
It wasn’t on purpose, I just kinda lost my temper-a
(Kinda lost my temper-a, did not want to upset ya)
I Cast that Sectumsempra
Cast that Sectumsempra
Cast that Sectumsempra
I didn’t know
I didn’t know
I should have known it all along
From the time I cast that spell
Till the time that Malfoy fell
Didn’t know what it did till now
Not till I heard Malfoy say “OW!”
But, sir, please realize, I didn’t know
I should not have cast that Sectumsempra
(Cast that Sectumsempra
It wasn’t on purpose, I just kinda lost my temper-a
(Kinda lost my temper-a, did not want to upset ya)
Cast that Sectumsempra
I didn’t know
Just found the incantation
Thought it sounded kinda fun
I didn’t know what it would do
Oh, Professor Snape, it’s true
Didn’t know what it did till now
Not till I heard Malfoy say “OW!”
But, sir, please realize I didn’t know
I should not have cast that Sectumsempra
(Cast that Sectumsempra
It wasn’t on purpose, I just kinda lost my temper-a
(Kinda lost my temper-a, did not want to upset ya)
Cast that Sectumsempra
I didn’t know
That it would make him bleed (make him bleed)
At a surprising speed (surprising speed)
But he’s done some dirty deeds (dirty deeds)
And payback is what he needs
Detention is not fair
I’m not guilty
I should not have cast that Sectumsempra
(Cast that Sectumsempra
It wasn’t on purpose, I just kinda lost my temper-a
(Kinda lost my temper-a, did not want to upset ya)
I should not have cast that Sectumsempra
(Cast that Sectumsempra
It wasn’t on purpose, I just kinda lost my temper-a
(Kinda lost my temper-a, did not want to upset ya)
I Cast that Sectumsempra
Cast that Sectumsempra
Cast that Sectumsempra
I didn’t know
I didn’t know
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"Oh mora, oh Temper-a" ;)
Heh, I'm glad to get some comments....
DKTOS, but well written.
Love Harry Potter, love this! Well done :)
Hmm, four comments? I want to hear how I did! Don't be afraid to post!
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