You know Edge's got the body
he really likes to wrestle
But when he's flirtin' with the girls
You know he's just a little guy
Now matt is cute but still a baby
And he talks with mattitude
they has some spunk for a young guy
But what I'd really like to do

I'd love to do it with Charvo
he's what a guy's supposed to be
Oh Charvo can you do it with me?

When Eddie wrestles it looks amazing
I like his belly and his butt
but how would you like to be with him?
He's always hanging with his nephew.

I'd love to do it with Charvo
he's what a guy's supposed to be
The only guy I'll ever need
Charvo do it with me
I'd rather do it with Charvo
They've really got me on my knees
the only guy I'll ever need
Charvo, do it with me
Oh Charvo Ooooo Ooooo Oooooo Charvo,

I'd really like to be with RVD
I think he's really a hottie
I wonder if I could get RVD
To wanna do it with the androids

I'd rather do it with the Charvo
he's really got me on my knees
Oh Charvo won't you do it with me?
I'd rather do it with Charvo
he's what a guy's supposed to be
Oh Charvo come and do it with me
I'd rather do it with Charvo
he's really got me
Have you seen that wrestling ring where he beat the crap out of the undertaker
I wanna do it with
Oooo the Charvo[till fade]