“I’m Unappealing”

I’m unappealing.
I’m a sight, what a sight, for sore eyes.
I’m a sight, what a sight, for sore eyes.
I’m a sight, what a sight, for sore eyes.
[x4]


My bite’s not right.
I scare the crowd.
When something’s funny,
I laugh too loud.

Check out my glasses.
Two inches wide.
I see a girl,
I run and … hide.

You know, I can’t throw a ball.
And I talk in
Third person
When I make a call.

I’m a cub scout,
Though I’m now twenty-four.
I put bean sprout on trout
It’s oozing out my pores.

My hair was cut
By myself.
These ears are pointy,
Just like an … elf.

Take in my smell.
You’ll be repelled.
Under my roof,
You’ll think I live in a pen.


I’m clueless, I’m clueless.
I’m clueless,
I’m clueless, and clueless, and clueless,
Can’t tidy up.
So clueless, so clueless, so clueless, clueless, clueless.
I’m clueless, I’m clueless,
I’m clueless.


I’m unappealing (ooooo hoooo).
I’m a sight, what a sight, for sore eyes.
I’m a sight, what a sight, for sore eyes.
I’m a sight, what a sight, for sore, sore eyes.
[x2]


My height’s not right (Small!)
I’m rather short (I’m rather short)
My head is funny (An egg)
You’ll hear me snort (You’ll hear me snort)

Covered in rashes (Rashes)
My skin is flawed (My skin is flawed)
You can’t ignore it (C’mon)
I’m very … odd.

Check out my gut (Flank)
Mushroom top (Full frame)
It’s so entrancing (Jiggle, Jiggle)
Just see it … flop.

I wear the crown (Wear the crown)
In ugly town (Ugly town)
I’m minus two
On a scale, zero to ten.


I’m clueless, I’m clueless.
I’m clueless,
I’m clueless, and clueless, and clueless,
Can’t tidy up.
So clueless, so clueless, so clueless, clueless, clueless.
I’m clueless, I’m clueless,
I’m clueless, clueless, clueless, clueless

Zits will come.
Zits will go.
I have a lot (lot, lot, lot, lot)

Sneezing comes.
Sneezing goes.
Sniffles I got (got, got, got, got)

Feel my sweat.
It is wet.
I have to blot (blot, blot, blot, blot)

Stick around.
Play a round.
Chess-set I bought (bought, bought, bought, bought)


Please say you’ll stay
And play just one game.
Okay, go away.
Go away and betray.

Guy guy guy guy guys like me
You know what we say?
Perfect our own way.
Per per per perfect our own.


Unappealing (ooooo hoooo)
I’m a sight, what a sight, for sore eyes.
I’m a sight, what a sight, for sore eyes.
I’m a sight, what a sight, for sore, sore eyes.

I’m unappealing (ooooo hoooo).
I’m a sight, what a sight, for sore eyes.
I’m a sight, what a sight, for sore eyes.
I’m a sight, what a sight, for sore, sore eyes.

Ooooooo hoooooo