-> "Make Me Breakfast"
Original Song Title:
"Breathless"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Make Me Breakfast"
Parody Written by:
Rob & Shannon Watson
The Lyrics
Go on, go on
Make me breakfast
Come on
The night is fading slowly
My empty stomach wants its fill
I'm waiting for you only
To cook me somethin' real unique
I cannot lie
>From eggs I cannot hide
And I'm losing will to try
Can't hide it
Can't fight it
So go on, go on
Come on and make me breakfast
Pancakes, french toast
Sausage wrapped in Swiss cheese
Bacon fryin'
Please leave nothing amiss
Go on, go on
Yeah come on
And if there's no tomorrow
And all we have is here and now
I'm happy just to have you
Preparing milk straight from the cow
It's like a dream
Although I'm not asleep
I never want to fill up
Don't burn it
Whipped cream it
So go on, go on
Come on and make me breakfast
Omelets, oatmeal
Biscuits drenched in gravy
Silly Rabbit
Trix are for the kids
Go on, go on
Yeah come on
And I can't lie
>From grits I cannot hide
And I've lost my will to try
Can't hide it
Can't fight it
So go on, go on
Come on and make me breakfast
Belgian waffles
Don't forget the whipped cream
Apple muffins
And those berry blintzes
Go on, go on
Come on and make me breakfast
Go on, go on
Come on and make me breakfast
Go on, go on
Come on and make me breakfast
Go on, go on
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