-> "Bloodless"
Original Song Title:
"Breathless"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Bloodless"
The Lyrics
Go on, go on
leave me bloodless
bite me
The daylight fades too quickly
I've no time to get some garlic
and the bats circle near me
the sight of blood it makes me sick
I cannot lie
I don't like you to bite
my crucifix held high
look at it
you B*stard
Go on, go on
come and leave me bloodless
Bite me, drink blood
because you're a vampire
bleeding, bleeding
have you got a plaster?
go on, go on
and if you leave your castle
and daylight strikes you you could die
I'm happy when it happens
cause i can't catch you when you fly
just two big holes
into my vein you go
I want to get a doctor
or a man
with a stake
Go on, go on
come and leave me bloodless
Bite me, drink blood
because you're a vampire
bleeding, bleeding
have you got a plaster?
go on, go on
Go on, go on
come and leave me bloodless
Bite me, drink blood
because you're a vampire
bleeding, bleeding
have you got a plaster?
go on, go on
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