You're my best friend,
It's kinda sad,
I was lonely before,
But now you are my lad,
You're my best friend,
And you're a cow,

That I named serloin, serloin, serloin, serloin,
Oh I named you serloin, serloin, serloin, serloin

Met on that day,
When I saw you,
Met on that day,
When I bought you from Sam,

Met on that day,
When I saw you,
Met on that day,
When I bought you from Sam,

Cooow cooow cooow cooooow,

Cooow cooow cooow cooooow,

I had a dream of you,
You were chewing you're cud,
And you're feet were all covered in mud,
And that was it,
It's pretty lame,

Oh damn I should've called you Jeff,J Jeff,J Jeff,J Jeff,
Oh damn I should've called you Jeff,J Jeff,J Jeff,J Jeff,

And every day,
I go to feed you,
And every day,
I wish I'd called you Jeff,

And every day,
I go to feed you,
And every day,
I wish I'd called you Jeff,

Cooow cooow cooow,
That I wish I called Jeff,

Cooow cooow cooow,
That I wish I called Jeff,

Oh cow, cooow, oh cow, cooow,

And then one day,
I saw a cow,
I named him Jeff,
'cause I thought he was cool,

And then one day,
My new cow Jeff,
Held us hostage,
And shot us both dead,

"Ooow," I screamed, "Oow,oow,oh God I,m in pain,"

"Ooow," I screamed, "Oow,oow,oh God I,m in pain,"

Cooow cooow cooow I'll remember you serloin,

Cooow cooow cooow but I still hate you Jeff.