-> "How to Save a Line"
Original Song Title:
"How to Save a Life"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"How to Save a Line"
Parody Written by:
Gabe S.
The Lyrics
Step one you go and read your script
Beware you will always be with it.
They stare and smile faintly right at you
You sit and realize that you’re screwed.
Some sort of exit to stage right
As you go left, I mean stage right.
Between the lines of those on stage
As you wonder what you’re supposed to say.
Where did I go wrong, I’m lost again.
Somewhere between the middle or end
(And) it would have gone on all just fine
If I'd known, how to save a line.
Let them know that you are stuck
Cause after all we see that mack truck.
Try to get through this long pause
Without showing all your flaws.
You hear a list of all that’s wrong
Where do the candle sticks belong?
And you pray to God they skip you.
And you pray to God they skip you.
Where did I go wrong, I’m lost again.
Somewhere between the middle or end
(And) it would have gone on all just fine
If I'd known, how to save a line.
As you start to walk across
You give it up, count it as a loss
Walk until you reach the room
And feel as if you need to fume.
It will be one of two aches
Then another actor breaks
And you realize that it is the page
Where you are still supposed to be on stage.
Where did I go wrong, I’m lost again.
Somewhere between the middle or end
(And) it would have gone on all just fine
If I'd known, how to save a line.
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