You know that cheap cartoon made me cry
I almost fell out of my bed last night
I was'nt thinking 'bout tommarow
Just reading this stupid toon
About a goon

A Thousand other people are gonna read this
How come I had been the one
To break my arm trying to read this
I Realized that this work sucks
Oh ya it does
Chorus
Then out comes the sunday paper
and angels fall when they see this
and I go on as it gets dumber
Instead of tranquil bliss

You know those lies they always told you
But the one you never knew
Was the fact that they all hate you
And all of your cartoons stink
Oh ya they do

Then out comes the sunday paper
and angels fall when they see this
and I go on as it gets dumber
Whatever will you do
And there's no time left for fixen
all this senseless dumb stuff

Then out comes the sunday paper
and angels fall when they see this
and I go on as it gets dumber
Theres nothing you can do
Cause
Then out comes the sunday paper
and angels fall when they see this
and I go on as it gets dumber
All Because it
All Because it
All Because
You have a cheap cartoon