The Lyrics
Feel bad,
(Hate it, hate it, hate it),
Feel bad,
(Hate it, hate it, hate it),
Feel bad,
(Hate it, hate it, hate it),
Feel bad,
(Hate it, hate it, hate it),
Feel bad,
(Hate it, hate it, hate it),
Feel bad,
(Hate it, hate it, hate it),
Feel bad,
(Hate it, hate it, hate it),
Feel bad,
(Hate it, hate it, hate it),
Feel bad,
I had to get to work but my tire's flat,
I fell down the stairs and I hurt my back,
My family's arrested and they're looking for me,
And I can't get Osbournes reruns off of my TV,
I got a new Dodge Viper, but it got stolen at my aunt's,
And, I can't believe it, there's a hole in my pants,
And all I want to see is something finally go right,
But my neighbor called and said he still wants to fight, no,
Some weird people on my yard,
Protesting my joke on the Christmas card,
My face is now all burned and scarred,
And my Jell-O has turned brown and hard,
My lover has just left me,
And I can't pay the phone bill fee,
Shadows, shadows on my walls,
And I am going bald,
Dangerous gas,
I've got a haz-mat,
Gasmask,
My house is trashed and it has rats,
The Chinese threatened to attack,
And I'm all out of chocolate,
My taco is cold and I cannot hear,
Out of my darn right side troubled ear,
And my dog got out and ran away,
Mama, ma-mama!
Yo! I got thrown out of the sold out,
Motown concert I've been waiting for,
Hit by a car,
My VCR,
Is making weird sounds and I stepped in tar,
In my car, a tree, I hit it,
Got songs stuck in my head,
I lost my only pair of keys,
Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?!
(Hate it, hate it, hate it),
Feel bad,
(Hate it, hate it, hate it),
Feel bad,
(Hate it, hate it, hate it),
Feel bad,
(Hate it, hate it, hate it),
Feel bad,
Coupon, coupon's expired,
My boss yelled at me and I was fired,
I could not sleep so I am tired,
And I got caught up in barbed wire,
No one liked my new movie,
And I'm all out of Coco Krispies,
The airport apologized to me,
As their plane went down on my property,
I stepped on to a beehive,
I'm wanted dead or alive,
My computer crashed, for heaven's sake,
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah!
My teeth hurt when I bit it, bit it,
I lost my winning Lotto ticket,
Aw great, my diaper's wet,
Ha ha ha ha ha!