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Song Parodies -> "My Pants Are Too Tight"
Original Song Title:
"When You Look Me in the Eyes"
Original Performer:
The Jonas Brothers
Parody Song Title:
"My Pants Are Too Tight"
Parody Written by:
Kate and Nicole
The Lyrics
Please don't be offended if you love the Jonas Brothers.Not that we like them but we were just having fun. Nicole, you rock! Game on bitch!!!
So if Disney Channel is life
Can you ever find a home?
All these lyrics I've been singing
They really aren't my own
On my hand is a promise ring
But I must admit, girl's just aren't my thing
Chorus: You said my pants are too tight
Is why you're leaving tonight
I really need a haircut
Maybe if I were cute, my music wouldn't suck
You know our pants are too tight
The seventies want Kevin's sideburns back
If not for the ring, I'd probably suck in the sack
Cuz my pants are too tight
Aren't I good at lip-synching?
And I can't play guitar
But no one will believe you
Because I'm such a star
I think I can act as well as I sing
Which actually doesn't say anything
Chorus: You said my pants are too tight
Is why you're leaving tonight
I really need a haircut
Maybe if I were cute, my music wouldn't suck
You know our pants are too tight
The seventies want Kevin's sideburns back
If not for the ring, I'd probably suck in the sack
Cuz my pants are too tight
Everyday I start to realize
What an idiot I can be
But I can hold my head high
Though I'll never get past Disney
Chorus: You said my pants are too tight
Is why you're leaving tonight
I really need a haircut
Maybe if I were cute, my music wouldn't suck
You know our pants are too tight
The seventies want Kevin's sideburns back
If not for the ring, I'd probably suck in the sack
Cuz my pants are too tight
Is why you're leaving tonight
I really need a haircut
Maybe if I were cute, my music wouldn't suck
You know our pants are too tight
The seventies want Kevin's sideburns back
If not for the ring, I'd probably suck in the sack
Ooh...
Can you ever find a home?
All these lyrics I've been singing
They really aren't my own
On my hand is a promise ring
But I must admit, girl's just aren't my thing
Chorus: You said my pants are too tight
Is why you're leaving tonight
I really need a haircut
Maybe if I were cute, my music wouldn't suck
You know our pants are too tight
The seventies want Kevin's sideburns back
If not for the ring, I'd probably suck in the sack
Cuz my pants are too tight
Aren't I good at lip-synching?
And I can't play guitar
But no one will believe you
Because I'm such a star
I think I can act as well as I sing
Which actually doesn't say anything
Chorus: You said my pants are too tight
Is why you're leaving tonight
I really need a haircut
Maybe if I were cute, my music wouldn't suck
You know our pants are too tight
The seventies want Kevin's sideburns back
If not for the ring, I'd probably suck in the sack
Cuz my pants are too tight
Everyday I start to realize
What an idiot I can be
But I can hold my head high
Though I'll never get past Disney
Chorus: You said my pants are too tight
Is why you're leaving tonight
I really need a haircut
Maybe if I were cute, my music wouldn't suck
You know our pants are too tight
The seventies want Kevin's sideburns back
If not for the ring, I'd probably suck in the sack
Cuz my pants are too tight
Is why you're leaving tonight
I really need a haircut
Maybe if I were cute, my music wouldn't suck
You know our pants are too tight
The seventies want Kevin's sideburns back
If not for the ring, I'd probably suck in the sack
Ooh...
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Haha kate you rock too game on b***! lol I loved making this song wid u!
Realy gud, I'm not a 'jonas lover' so I liked it.
I 1000000000% HATE it , those 3 boys are the best role models for anyone and it is sad how any 1 can write this about them, and i think that u shouldn't have even posted this.... IT SUCKS!!!! i am higly offended!!!!!!!
and those promis rings, that u also made fun of, excuse me, but when is it bad that sum 1 wants 2 make a promis 2 their family and religion???? And, the jonas brothers look really gud in tight pants!!!!!
ROFL. Look Mrs Nick Jonas (obsessive much by the way?) . We were in NO WAY making fun of their religion. K? I'm totally for abstinence, it's a wonderful thing, it's just really easy to make fun of. And im sorry but no-they do not look good in tight pants.
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