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Song Parodies -> "Somebody Stiffed Me"
Original Song Title:
"Somebody Told Me"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Killers
Parody Song Title:
"Somebody Stiffed Me"
Parody Written by:
Mr. Tex
The Lyrics
Well, here's a parody about e-Bay. It's not about what you can find on it. No, it's about how it's really easy to get stiffed on e-Bay. I know someone who was stiffed twice, so, I wrote this. Enjoy!
(verse one):
Breaking the bank
just to build your fame
A plus plus plus
and I do not know your name
I'm breaking the bank
just to build your fame
But, people don't know
what you're all about
When I ordered from
you, said you ran out
See people don't know
what you're all about
I said now, people don't know
what you're all about
Mail me my junk
mail me my junk, right now
I want you to send the stuff
I paid for
Don't care how
(chorus):
Well, somebody stiffed me
some jerk on e-Bay
I'll take him down someday
I'll contact the Better Business Bureau, man
A small antique wood stool
why was I a fool?
(verse two):
Listen to me, I'm not fooling you
I don't care if you are really from Peru
So, listen to me, I'm not fooling you
I said now, listen to me I'm not fooling you
Mail me my junk
mail me my junk, right now
I want you to send the stuff
I paid for
Don't care how
(chorus):
Well, somebody stiffed me
some jerk on e-Bay
I'll take him down someday
I'll contact the Better Business Bureau, man
A small antique wood stool
why was I a fool?
A-rush it, rush delievery
(bridge):
Send the junk to me
I'm only asking, so please
If not, then a refund
so send me the merchandise
(chorus):
Well, somebody stiffed me
some jerk on e-Bay
I'll take him down someday
I'll contact the Better Business Bureau, man
A small antique wood stool
why was I a fool?
A-rush it, rush delievery
(3x's)
Breaking the bank
just to build your fame
A plus plus plus
and I do not know your name
I'm breaking the bank
just to build your fame
But, people don't know
what you're all about
When I ordered from
you, said you ran out
See people don't know
what you're all about
I said now, people don't know
what you're all about
Mail me my junk
mail me my junk, right now
I want you to send the stuff
I paid for
Don't care how
(chorus):
Well, somebody stiffed me
some jerk on e-Bay
I'll take him down someday
I'll contact the Better Business Bureau, man
A small antique wood stool
why was I a fool?
(verse two):
Listen to me, I'm not fooling you
I don't care if you are really from Peru
So, listen to me, I'm not fooling you
I said now, listen to me I'm not fooling you
Mail me my junk
mail me my junk, right now
I want you to send the stuff
I paid for
Don't care how
(chorus):
Well, somebody stiffed me
some jerk on e-Bay
I'll take him down someday
I'll contact the Better Business Bureau, man
A small antique wood stool
why was I a fool?
A-rush it, rush delievery
(bridge):
Send the junk to me
I'm only asking, so please
If not, then a refund
so send me the merchandise
(chorus):
Well, somebody stiffed me
some jerk on e-Bay
I'll take him down someday
I'll contact the Better Business Bureau, man
A small antique wood stool
why was I a fool?
A-rush it, rush delievery
(3x's)
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eBay's a fraud facilitator. Nice job.
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