Hello hello it's me, Verziggo Affirmative, AKA Allicat. (The reason why I'm Allicat is because I bite, if you were wondering. I bit my cat, I don't know why. But that's my problem, whatever... ) This parody started when I kind of misheard "Mr. Brightside" as "Missed a price sign." I think it sounds like they're saying that. Then, I made this parody. It's the next in the Idiots series. (The Idiots Series consists of all my parodies that are about idiots!) It's about some idiot who doesn't see a price tag on an item he was buying, so he thought it was free and just ran out of the store without paying and got accused of shoplifting. It was even more suspicious because he was running instead of walking because he was in a hurry. I know that is like the most random, ridiculous thing that you would have to be a total moron to think it was free because you missed the price sign, but the people who live in my head are that stupid. Not that I'm stupid- my mind's just a little mixed up, but that's it. I'm mostly okay. And I have never been arrested. I have never had any experience shoplifting either, but I have killed people. (just kidding. i don't kill people i just bite them if they make me mad.) I am very sorry if this is getting random. I should just shut up with the comments, shouldn't I?

Was that retarded?