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Song Parodies -> "Healthy"
Original Song Title:
"Human"
Original Performer:
The Killers
Parody Song Title:
"Healthy"
Parody Written by:
Hu's On First
The Lyrics
I was a lab technician
When the call came from the doc:
"We got a biopsy of prostate
Get it done by five-o-clock"
I set up my equipment
An electron microscope
Empty slide, coverslip
Washed with soap
Is it healthy, or is it cancer?
The lump is bulbous, the cells are weird
And I'm in the lab printing out the answer
Is it healthy, or is it cancer?
The Doc must make the diagnosis
Here he comes, it's almost five
He looks at all my color printouts
Every photograph and slide
"What's that? These are plant cells!
The sample this is not, I know!
Say goodbye, this means you're fired
Worthless flunky, you must go"
Is it healthy, or is it cancer?
The lump is bulbous, the cells are weird
And I'm in the lab printing out the answer
Is it healthy, or is it cancer?
If I get another shot
Another hospital has a spot
I won't confuse a tissue sample
With my tasty lunchbox apple
Is it healthy, or is it cancer?
The lump is bulbous, the cells are weird
And I'm in the lab printing out the answer
Is it healthy, or is it cancer?
You've got to hire me back...
Is it healthy, or is it cancer?
The lump is bulbous, the cells are weird
And I'm in the lab printing out the answer
Is it healthy, or is it cancer?
When the call came from the doc:
"We got a biopsy of prostate
Get it done by five-o-clock"
I set up my equipment
An electron microscope
Empty slide, coverslip
Washed with soap
Is it healthy, or is it cancer?
The lump is bulbous, the cells are weird
And I'm in the lab printing out the answer
Is it healthy, or is it cancer?
The Doc must make the diagnosis
Here he comes, it's almost five
He looks at all my color printouts
Every photograph and slide
"What's that? These are plant cells!
The sample this is not, I know!
Say goodbye, this means you're fired
Worthless flunky, you must go"
Is it healthy, or is it cancer?
The lump is bulbous, the cells are weird
And I'm in the lab printing out the answer
Is it healthy, or is it cancer?
If I get another shot
Another hospital has a spot
I won't confuse a tissue sample
With my tasty lunchbox apple
Is it healthy, or is it cancer?
The lump is bulbous, the cells are weird
And I'm in the lab printing out the answer
Is it healthy, or is it cancer?
You've got to hire me back...
Is it healthy, or is it cancer?
The lump is bulbous, the cells are weird
And I'm in the lab printing out the answer
Is it healthy, or is it cancer?
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