-> "She's Impaired"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Be Prepared"
 
							
				Parody Song Title: 
"She's Impaired"
				Parody Written by: 
Wolverine33
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			Spoken : I never thought how easy it hit you , 
 gave you an unspeakable pain.
 But maybe they were seeking for a direction , 
 of a mind , that's insipid and lame.
 
 Doctor : I know that your power was detentioned , 
 was as wet as your moronic whine.
 But stick up to par...no exception!
 Try words we all can define.
 It's clear from the aching impression , 
 the tight bolts are all gone unbeared.
 But you have amnes and concussions , 
 even you won't be caught breathing air.
 So prepare , you won't dance , all your lifetime ,
 be prepared to co-star with Tom Cruise.
 
 A binding amnesia , is crippling in ya.
 Parent : But can't you teach her?
 It's better you beat her.
 I know it's unsorted , but your state is morbid ,
 it's too past you'll recover so soon.
 There's more justice , getting Frosties in hell...
 she's impaired!
 
 Hispanic Friend : Yea she's impaired , we know she's impaired... 
 from what?
 Doctor : From an oncoming train!
 Hispanic Friend : What is she sick?
 Doctor : No fool , it's her cranium...and kidneys too.
 Parent : Great relief , there's no disease.
 All : No di-se-ase! La la la la la la!
 Doctor : Idiots, there is a disease!
 Hispanic Friend : Hey but you said-a?
 Doctor : Mind disease!!! Dystrophy! And she'll never sit up straight 
 again!
 Parent : Yea!!! She's alright , it's just dystrophy. 
 All : Just dystrophy! Just dystophy! Hee hee hee hee!
 There's no chance , her brain's disconnected , 
 dystrophy has unsolved the cure.
 Doctor : Of course , with pro quo's , there's exception , 
 if you make donations unafford.
 The medicine out there are disguises ,
 so I am your only strategy.
 The point that I'm trying to exercise is......
 SHE WON'T GET TO LIVE WITHOUT A FEE!!!
 She's impaired , there's no compensatory ,
 she's impaired , like the movie ''I Am Sam''.
 repetitious scanning , 
 no memory spanning , 
 blockading files , 
 of human expiles.
 Her brain cells refuted ,
 unsuited , disputed , 
 her system breakdown like a dam!
 Yes it's seen that she won't stand a prayer , 
 she's impaired!
 Yes it's seen that she won't stand a prayer , 
 she's impaired!
 
 Doctor : HA Ha Ha ha ha ha ha!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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