-> "I'm On a Plane (Sung by Snakes)"
Original Song Title:
"I'm On a Boat"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I'm On a Plane (Sung by Snakes)"
The Lyrics
Oh shit! Get your seatbelts fastened
We're going for a ride!
Every snake on the plane better fucking hide
And stay on your motherfucking belly
We flying this, let's go
I'm on a plane, I'm on a plane
Everybody run away 'cause we're flying on a plane!
I'm on a plane, I'm on a plane
Take a good hard look at the motherfucking plane!
I'm on a plane motherfucker, take a look at me
High flying on a plane, pretty high for me
Biting ankles, venom flowing to increase your pain
You can't stop me motherfucker 'cause I'm on a plane!
Take a picture, quick, I'm on a plane, bitch
We hiding in your carry ons, because we're so sick
You got your orange juice, and air plane meals
I'm hiding in the air vents, staring at you
Your really buggin' me
I'm riding in the cockpit, biting men and shit
The captains screaming, making everybody afraid
But this ain't CGI, this is real as it gets
I'm on a plane, motherfucker, don't you ever forget!
I'm on a plane, and it's going fast and
I got a really big urge to kill the captain
I'm a king cobra, on a UA airplane
If you're on the land, then you're sure, not me, oh
Samuel L Jackson: GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY FUCKING PLANE!
Fuck land, I'm on a plane, motherfucker
Fuck water, I'm in the clouds, motherfucker
I'm in the back with my boys, motherfucker
We party hard on a corpse, motherfucker
Hey, ma if you could see me now
Reared up, making everyone have a cow
Gonna go where no snake has gone before
Like Barack Obama, anything is possible
Yeah, never thought I'd be on a plane
Or get past the security lane
Would someone, look at me, join the mile high club
Never thought I'd see the day
When a big plane flying my way
Believe me when I say
I'm in the toilet!
I'm on a plane, I'm on a plane
Everybody run away 'cause we're flying on a plane!
I'm on a plane, I'm on a plane
Take a good hard look at the motherfucking plane!
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