(Shawt-hawrn)

Ban-quet

Get your stomachs ready, we about to chow down
Everybody with a plate get a fuckin' fork
The scent's on your mother fuckin' nose
Rib-eye'n this, vic-tual

I'm eatin' steak
I'm eatin' steak
Everybody look at me, 'cause I'm eatin' on a steak

I'm eatin' steak
I'm eatin' steak
Take a good hard look at the motherfuckin' steak!

I'm eatin' steak motherfucker take a look at me
Sauce flowin' on the beef, oral ecstasy
From a five star chef by the name a jake
You can't stop me motherfucker, 'cause i'm eatin' steak

Eat your Polish, bitch
Fillet Mignon, this
We slicin' flat iron steaks
for a picnic
I got my A1
and my A1 copies
I'm eatin' sirloins, you at Wendy's
just sippin' Frosty's

I'm roastin' London Broil, and a New York strip
You lookin' sadder, with your burger, fries, coke and shit
This ain't no sea food, it's as red as it gets
I'm eatin' steak, motherfucker don't you ever forget!

I'm eatin' steak, and,
potatos, mashed, and,
i got a Chateaubriand
that's bacon-wrapped, man
I'm on top of the world,
with my Tri-Tip veal
Chewin' hammy-burger?
Then you're so not me-oh

Get the fuck up! This steak is real!

Fuck you, i got a steak, motherfucker
Fuck drinks, i got juices, motherfucker
You're eatin' dreck with your boys, motherfucker
This gas griller make noise, motherfucker

Hey ma, if you could see me now,
knife cut deep in this hearty cow
Gonna eat this steak on the moon somehow,
and when i eat it, anything is possible!

Yeah, never had a Delmonico
Ate it up like a ravenous ho
Oh PETA
Look at me, go!

Never thought I'd see the day
When a prime rib sat on my plate
Just watch me ruminate
this Porterhouse steak!

I'm eatin' steak
I'm eatin' steak
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm eatin' on a steak!

I'm eatin' steak
I'm eatin' steak
Take a good hard look at the motherfuckin' steak
(Sha-sha, sha-sha, shawt-hawrn, shawt-hawrn, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeahhhh)