Song Parodies -> "Kicked In The Nuts"

Original Song Title:

"Dick In A Box"

Original Performer:

The Lonely Island ft. Justin Timberlake

Parody Song Title:

"Kicked In The Nuts"

Parody Written by:

Blaydeman

The Lyrics

Sometimes guys just make mistakes.

Intro: Hey guys, I got somethin’ real important to tell you
So just sit down and listen

Verse 1: Girl you know we’ve been together
Such a long, long time (such a long time)
Just let me say this
“Damn babe you are so fine!”
Well you know I love you
And good love is hard to find (hard to find)
I wanna tell you somethin’, girl
That’s been on my mind (on my mind)
Then a chick walked by and
I glanced at her behind
My girl got real mad
I got kicked in the nuts (kicked in the nuts)

Hook: Not gonna walk the right way for weeks
Cuz of a pair of hot Latina cheeks
Don’t wanna cry at this fancy bar
Girl made me see a group of shining stars
Now gonna speak like I’m on helium
Sorry, those buns were premium
Someone call the doc for a busted gut
(It’s my mistake girl)

Chorus: I got kicked in the nuts
Got kicked in the nuts (hey!)
I got kicked in the nuts (oooh!)
Got kicked in the nuts (world)

Verse 2: Now I’m wise enough to know
When a hot girl passes
Now I know not to stare
Even if she has got a real nice derriere

Bridge: So all you fellas out there
Who love to look at butts
Some things you should do
To avoid kicked nuts
One… Just don’t look at the butts
Two… Put a cup on your nuts
Three… Get a girl with butt
But don’t get a chick that’s got nuts

Chorus: I got kicked in the nuts
Got kicked in the nuts (hey!)
I got kicked in the nuts (oooh!)
Got kicked in the nuts (world)

Verse 3: Booties, a kick in the nuts
Cabooses, a kick in the nuts
Heinies, a kick in the nuts
Every single holiday a kick in the nuts
Over at your neighbor’s house a kick in the nuts
Over at your teacher’s house a kick in the nuts
The dance floor on your Prom night
A kick in the nuts

(Oh, no, no, no)

A kick in the nuts
A kick in the nuts

April 15, 2011 Please rate and comment :)!

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Matthias - April 18, 2011 - Report this comment

Can't believe you parodied this funny song! This was good and the recording was really good as well!

Blaydeman - April 19, 2011 - Report this comment

Thanks Matty! This was another one of those "I bet you can' do this one" challenges issued by one of my friends. I'll admit, I am always tentative to parody a comedy song, but I guess it all worked out ;)

Jeff Reuben - May 09, 2011 - Report this comment

Funny song (the picture you chose on the SOTM thread was great). Wish I had this advice a few years back... :) Great recording too.

Peter Andersson - May 15, 2011 - Report this comment

Flat out nuts... you masochist! :-)

Blaydeman - May 15, 2011 - Report this comment

Peter, I didn't say I liked it :)! LOL!

Glen S - May 16, 2011 - Report this comment

Kicked nuts are funny. You lose a fraction of a point because the OS was already funny and because you utilized the original words a little too much in some spots for my tastes. But your pacing was good and you kept the joke going throughout and I respect that.

Wild Child JIN - May 18, 2011 - Report this comment

(SOTM) Sometimes people feel like a "nut", sometimes they just simply feel them. LOL!!! :-D Three 5's in a "nutshell" for this "nutty" parody! :-)

Abbott Skelding - May 19, 2011 - Report this comment

SOTM: As much as I would love to give you high praise for this song, I don't know if I can. Clearly you have (or at least had haha) nuts to do a parody of this one...and for the most part it was pretty good, just a few rhyming issues that U think could be fixed and IMO I think the title of the song should be "Kicked in the Crotch" just to match the OS a little more.

bobpiecheese - May 30, 2011 - Report this comment

(SOTM) Great idea here, and you pulled it off quite well, it just needed a bit more tweaking to make it perfect. Some pacing mis-steps here, some lifted lines from the OS there, and it's lacking that little extra comedic punch, to make up a term. Still worth 555, and kudos for trying to parody a comedic song, that's tricky.

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