-> "Yoda"
Original Song Title:
"Mota"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Yoda"
The Lyrics
Everyday, well it's the same
That droid out on the harvest starts to call My name
I fix him up and watch the hologram
I'll be out and looking for him by a quarter to ten
Watching sandtroopers shoot at me
I am risking my ass for that damn machine
Am man shows up and hes wearing a hood
I heard his prophecy, it never sounded so good
The rebels are gonna beat the dark side (dark side)
Farmer Boy
And running out just never felt so right
Your family's dead and so is your aunt (your aunt)
Farmer boy
But he would rather join with the alliance
Yoda!
I'm flying down to Dagobah
A million miles an hour but I land in the swamp
Meet a guy whos twenty inches tall and old
I'm eating in his house and I am really cold
I train a bit but get beat in the cave
Oh fuck I saw my head in The helmet of Darth Vader
This swampy world is destroying me
But I guess it could be worse
It could be Tatooine
You think I can lift things up with my mind (my mind)
Yoda boy
But the stupid X wing won't get into a flight
Your enemy's you and your swamp is your life (Your Life)
Yoda Boy
But you will die someday
You will die someday, alright!
Yoda!
My father is gone and so is my hand (my hand)
Yoda Boy
But Using the force just never felt so right
Your enemy's gone so have a nice life (nice life)
Yoda Boy
But you're already dead
Youre already made out of light
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