Is that a wig Ms Reno?(uh-huh,uh-huh)
Is that a wig Ms Reno?(uh-huh,uh-huh)
Is that a wig Ms Reno?(uh-huh,uh-huh)
Is that a wig Ms Reno?(uh-huh,uh-huh)

And the everbody says she's a crap attorney general.

You know it's kinda hard
To win a court case these days
The jury hates me
And the defendant lies anyways
I may not have a clue
I may not have style
But everything I do wrong
Well I make up in denial,I dont play straight
So shut your poverty stricken face
Im richer than all of you anyways

So don't sue me,I'll bribe the jury
And i'll get you killed when I bribe the CIA
Im gonna keep my job,and rob,rob,rob
On the internet,the internet
And when you lose the court case
You better shut your poverty stricken face,and dont go whining to Ricki Lake

Is that a wig Ms Reno?(uh-huh,uh-huh)
Is that a wig Ms Reno?(uh-huh,uh-huh)
Is that a wig Ms Reno?(uh-huh,uh-huh)
Is that a wig Ms Reno?(uh-huh,uh-huh)


The world needs attorneys
So do that brand new thing,she needs a new wig
Not just any will suffice
But they didn't have a red one
So she put a racoon on her head
Now she's cruising in his 1986 ford, she sees George Bush as she passes
But if she looks twice
he's gonna impeach her lily ass

Now she's getting sued
She asked for a jury no 13, but they gave her 31
Her friends say she'll end up doin' time
But in her own mind
She knows she'll bribe the jury and get out without payin' a dime

So don't sue me,I'll bribe the jury
And i'll get you killed when I bribe the CIA
Im gonna keep my job,and rob,rob,rob
On the internet,the internet
And when you lose the court case
You better shut your poverty stricken face,and dont go whining to Ricki Lake