Song Parodies -> "Nick That"

Original Song Title:

"Hit That"

Original Performer:

"Nick That"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

My style of shopping
Is pretty flash
Five-finger discounts
Conserve my cash

Don't need no wallet
No credit card
I've got a system
Life isn't hard

Because if you see me go
Into a store you know
Look at the check-out
And I won't show

I guess I'm that kinda guy
If something's caught my eye
You know I'm gonna nick that
You know I'm gonna nick that, nick that

Every day I'm on a stealing spree
Consequences never frighten me
It's the greatest way to shop I know
Free, free, free

Why do they put things
Out on those shelves
If they don't want us
To help ourselves?

I can't stop stealing
It's like a drug
Why, just today I swiped an Oriental rug

You know I'm just having fun
Not hurting anyone
My thieving rampage
Has only just begun

I don't care how cheap the price
If I see something nice
You know I'm gonna nick that
You know I'm gonna nick that, nick that

Supermarkets are a breeze today
Stuff my pockets then I sneak away
It's the greatest way to shop I know
Hey, hey, hey

Well, I've worked out
(Bought or stole, really all the same)
So chill out
(After all, life is just a game)
If there's still doubt
(Is it wrong? Should I be ashamed?)
Well, no point in lyin'
There's no denyin'

That if you see me go
Into a store you know
Look at the check-out
Won't see me show

I guess I'm that kinda guy
If something's caught my eye
You know I'm gonna nick that
You know I'm gonna nick that, nick that

Every day I'm on a stealing spree
Consequences never frighten me
It's the greatest way to shop I know

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Bob O'Mara - January 07, 2004 - Report this comment

Aussie, a great parody to a great song. Keep up the good job and hilarious anecdotes!

Johnny D - January 07, 2004 - Report this comment

Great read ABD - DKTOS, so I shan't be voting, but funny stuff here!

AussieBullDog - January 07, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks, Bob - finally I got around to writing the shoplifting parody you beat me to with 'Feeling This'. ;) Thanks too, Johnny.

DarkJon64 - January 08, 2004 - Report this comment

I like the flow of this one, and the line about the oriental rug!

Bob O'Mara - January 08, 2004 - Report this comment

Haha...were you thinking about doing a parody of "Feeling This" as well? Or do you mean that I beat you to the topic?

AussieBullDog - January 08, 2004 - Report this comment

No, I parodied Feeling This a while ago, but I had to come up with another idea for it as you'd already done 'Stealing This', so you beat me to that topic.

Sole Searcha - January 08, 2004 - Report this comment

Being an Aussie, I'm interested to know: where exactly do you live in this great brown land of ours? I live in Moe, Victoria

AussieBullDog - January 08, 2004 - Report this comment

I live near Sydney. Unless you're a stalker.

Sole Searcha - January 09, 2004 - Report this comment

I ain't go no intention of stalking no-one

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