Song Parodies -> "Credit Card"

Original Song Title:

"Lightning Rod"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Credit Card"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

I'm sure some of you have been in this situation

I am waiting
In the checkout line
getting stuff for my house and my wife.
All my money
Is forever lost
Gone in seconds with one quick swipe.

Can't belive I've spent
Half my life savings.
Oh my God what the heck have I done?!!
The economy
Keeps on going down.
But with my credit card, I'm having fun!

My wallet's empty inside!
I look at my bill and ask why.
Oh! My credit card has control over me!!
Money Saved.....
Thrown away!!
Oh!!!!

I am buying
Like a little kid
Getting everything that's in the store.
The economy
Keeps on going down.
But with my credit card, I'm never bored!!

My wallet's empty inside!
I look at my bill and ask why.
Oh! My credit card makes me think things are free!

I can't stop! - Oh Why?
At a shop - Oh Why?
And it sucks!
After the charging and buying I don't have a buck!

Swiping it. Swiping it. Swiping it. Swiping it................

I've been buying
Don't know how I'll pay
It's controlling me.
That stupid credit card!

I am waiting!
In the checkout line!
I have got to quit
They are swiping it!

My wallet's empty inside!
I look at my bill and ask why.
Oh my credit card has control over me!

I can't stop - Oh Why?
At a shop - Oh Why?
And it sucks!
After the charging and buying I don't have a buck!!

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