You breath I notice
Just ain't the same
It really stinks now
Like Danny Ainge
You're trying mints now
But none are strong
That Dentyne Ice, just don't last that long

I'm saying
Don't eat that roll
Or it'll start to tke its toll
That Listerine stuff
It ain't so slow
I'm saying
Don't eat that roll
Or it'll start to take its toll
I know you need a Tic-Tac
I know you need a Tic-Tac, Tic-Tac
All your family's gettin' back I say
Winterfresh ain't a lot but hey
That's the way
That's the way to go
Oh, Oh, Oh

Your popularity
Has badly fell
They're selling mints now
Right from the shelves
Your breath's a weapon
It's like a drug
So move away cuz' none of us want a hug

I'm sayin'
We're on the run
Cuz' your breath smells like bacon
Don't worry Eclipse
It's not the only one
I'm sayin'
We're on the run
Cuz' your breath smells like bacon
I know you need a Tic-Tac
I know you need a Tic-Tac, Tic-Tac
Everybody's moving back I say
Spearmint flavor ain't a lot but hey
That's the way
That's the way to go
Oh, Oh, Oh

Well it turns out
It's stuck like that
This is really strange

And It won't stop
Never end
Nothing's gonna change

And if you want friends
Run out there
To an open range

And if you're lucky
You won't be funky

I'm sayin'
Don't eat that roll
Or it'll start to take its toll
Your brand new girlfiend
Don't need to know
I'm sayin'
Don't eat that roll
Or it'll start to take its toll
I know you need a Tic-Tac
I know you need a Tic-Tac, Tic-Tac
All your family's gettin' back I say
Winterfesh ain't a lot but hey
That's the way
That's the way to go