My postman, came and posted
Lots of letters through my door early morning
But as I looked through them, I was in big shock
I never knew that mail could be this boring

And it's not what I really need
And its not what a really want
And I don't want 23 letters
Addressed to the occupant

I'm not the one whose interests lack
I'm not the one who would ever read this crap
I've got better things to do with my time
So spare me the junk mail if you don't mind

So now I went online
Just to check my e-mails
I've got 86 new mail in my inbox
Loads from the porn websites, lots of chain emails
I gotta say now that this really sucks

And it's not what I really need
I find this stuff really sick
And I don't want 82 emails
About some naked Asian chick

I'm not the one whose interests lack
I'm not the one who would ever read this crap
I've got better things to do with my time
So spare me the junk mail if you don't mind

Now I don't need to read how "I could be a Winner"
Now I don't need to read how "I could be much thinner"
And look like David Schwimmer.

Now laying in bed, later that evening
Dreaming of the junk that tomorrow ill get
Free samples of shampoo, a couple lousy leaflets
A thousand bank statements and a hundred death threats

And it drives me insane
All the crap I'm getting
So much I can't even open my door
And it's hard to move
And hard to breath
I wish they'd leave but they
Deliver more

And it's not what I really want
Someone just help me please
I'm stuck under a big huge pile
Of 6 thousand free samples of cheese

I'm not the one whose interests lack
I'm not the one who would ever read this crap
I've got better things to do with my time
So spare me the junk mail if you don't mind

(I don't want to know)
(I don't want to know) spare me the junk mail if you don't mind
(I don't want to know)
(I don't want to know) spare me the junk mail if you don't mind