Song Parodies -> "The Broncos Aren't Alright"

Original Song Title:

"The Kids Aren't Alright"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

The Offspring

Parody Song Title:

"The Broncos Aren't Alright"

Parody Written by:

MDanel93

The Lyrics

A song lamenting what could have been for the circa-2008 Denver Broncos.

When they were young their future was so bright
The new stadium was so alive
And every guy on the whole damn team
Was gonna make it big in every feat
Now the stadium hosts a bore
The guys are grown up but aren’t here no more
How can one little team
Swallow so many dreams?

Chances blown, nothing’s free
Longing for what used to be
In the days of T.D.
Elway, Smith, McCaffrey

Darrent had a chance well he really did
‘Stead he got shot, left a couple of kids
Mikey left his home cause he got a new job
Peyton is a Brown, Dawg Pound cheers a lot
Jay headed to the North Side
Brandon got so Fish fried
What the hell is going on?
Cruelest dream reality

Chances blown, nothing’s free
Longing for what used to be
Ruined by Mickey D
Couldn’t even get to year 3

Chances blown, nothing’s free
Longing for what used to be
Good riddance Mickey D
At least we still got Champ Bailey

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