-> "Springtime for Omar/Heil Myself"
Original Song Title:
"Springtime for Hitler/Heil Myself"
Original Performer:
The Producers (2005) Soundtrack
Parody Song Title:
"Springtime for Omar/Heil Myself"
Parody Written by:
Dick Hollister
The Lyrics
[DNC Choir:]
Democrats were having trouble:
Obsolescence showing.
Needed youthful bleeders,
'Cause the winds of change were blowing!
Where, oh, where was she?
Can't be Hillary...
We looked around,
And somehow found
A Nazi Somali!
[DNC Soloist:]
So now it's...
Springtime for Omar and racialists,
Muslims, and the KKK!
Goose-steppers join at faster rates;
To her, David Duke masturbates!
Springtime for Omar and Socialists;
Commies and Nazis have merged...
Springtime for Omar and Islamists;
Look out, AIPAC: you're gonna be purged!
[DNC Soloist (Choir):]
Springtime for Omar and Communists; (Folks, it's springtime!)
Winter for Christians and Jews!
Springtime for Omar and Democrats!
(Springtime! Springtime! Springtime! Springtime! Springtime! Springtime! Springtime!)
Bernie Sanders, your campaign's old news!
[Ilhan Omar's Brother:]
"I'm Ahmed Nur Said Elmi; Ilhan Omar married me!"
[David Duke:]
"Don't be phobic, or race traitors; come and join with us Jew-haters!"
[Rashida Tlaib:]
"Sharia is coming! Sharia is coming! Sharia is coming!"
[David Duke:]
"Heil Omar!"
[Rashida Tlaib:]
"Heil Omar!"
[All:]
"Heil Omar!"
[DNC Soloist:]
Springtime for Omar and Democrats...!
[All:]
"Heil Omar!"
[Ilhan Omar (DNC Choir):]
Heil myself! Heil to me!
I'm the whore you're for to run your whole party!
Heil myself! Raise your hand!
There's no greater Jew-hater in the land!
Muslims all are Nazis, as are you! (This is true!)
We need one more Holocaust: Civil War Two!
Heil myself! Allahu...
("...Akbar!")
Pack those fool Jew true-blue Hebrews in freight cars!
("Freight cars!")
(All those fool Jew true-blue Hebrews...)
...In freight cars!
(All those fool Jew true-blue Hebrews...)
...In freight cars!
(All those fool Jew true-blue Hebrews...)
...In freight cars!
(She's so cute! Let's give a salute, and heil!)
Heebie-jeebie-hoobie! Heil myself!
[As the curtain comes down behind her, Ilhan Omar mouths "I love you!" to all her (non-Jewish) constituents.]
[Ilhan Omar:]
I was just a welfare sponger, married to my brother;
Whoring for the terrorists, like ev'ry Muslim mother.
Ran in District Five;
Oh, what a wretched hive...
Like Ellison,
I lied, and won
Lots of votes from Dem Jews!
Oh, it ain't no mystery;
They don't learn from their own history!
My campaign was quite shameless:
Ev'ry word was BS!!!
Heil myself! Pay your dues!
You're the vermin we'll exterminate, dumb Jews!
We practice taqiyya;
You fell for a liah - again!
So now cringe in fear
Ev'ryone else cheer for me:
Cunning snake, me!
'Cause now, it's...
[DNC Choir (Ilhan Omar):]
(...Springtime!) ...Springtime for Omar and Democrats!
(Jew hate!) Jew hate is now de rigueur!
This whole party will soon be ours!
Then we'll throw homos off high tow'rs!
Springtime for Omar and David Duke!
Ralph Northam is last month's news...
Springtime for Omar and Farrakhan...!
[Ilhan Omar:]
...Means that...!
[DNC Choir:]
Soon we'll be killing...
[Ilhan Omar:]
We've got to be killing...!
[DNC Choir:]
You know we'll be killing....
[Ilhan Omar:]
You bet we'll be killing...!
[All:]
You know we will kill... all... the... JEWS!!!
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