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Song Parodies -> "Teenies"
Original Song Title:
"Beep"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Pussycat Dolls
Parody Song Title:
"Teenies"
Parody Written by:
Pink Panther
The Lyrics
Teenies should be banned from the universe. They just like bands based on how much they want to get into the lead singer's pants, send death threats to his wife/girlfriend when said singer is very happy with his wife/girlfriend, type in unreadable lingo, and are just downright annoying! Here is my parody about my hatred of teenies. Usually I do pretty good at pacing, but I'm not sure that this was the best parody I wrote as far as pacing goes. Anyway, hope you enjoy it!
Ha, ha-ha, ha-ha
Ha, ha-ha, ha
Ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha
Ha, ha-ha, ha
[CHORUS:]
[Teenie]
It's funny how teenies only think about the *BEEP*
You got a real big heart, but I'm looking at your *BEEP*
You got a great voice, but I'm looking at your *BEEP*
I know I'm a pain, but I'm looking at your *BEEP*
[Lead Singer of a Band that Teenies "Like"]
I don't give a *BEEP*
Keep looking at my *BEEP*
'Cause it's just so like you to be looking at my *BEEP* (ha)
I'm a keep playing while you're looking at my *BEEP*
Ha, ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha
Every one's the same
Since they get to the fifth grade
They pick a band with hot guys
Then they (Ha, ha-ha, ha, ha-ha)
They always got a plan
To make the lead singer their man
Want to hold him with their hands
Want to (Ha, ha-ha, ha, ha-ha)
Everyone hopes they drown
But they always come around
Making themselves look like clowns
And that's why real fans hope they drown
'Cause they only want, only want his ha, ha-ha ha, ha-ha
Only want what they want
But, na, ah-ah
Na, ah-ah
[CHORUS:]
[Teenie]
It's funny how teenies only think about the *BEEP*
You got a real big heart, but I'm looking at your *BEEP*
You got a great voice, but I'm looking at your *BEEP*
I know I'm a pain, but I'm looking at your *BEEP*
[Lead Singer of a Band that Teenies "Like"]
I don't give a *BEEP*
Keep looking at my *BEEP*
'Cause it's just so like you to be looking at my *BEEP* (ha)
I'm a keep playing while you're looking at my *BEEP*
Ha, ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha
Do you know that bands
Don't like girls, like you
So just hold up, wait a minute
Let me put my two cents in it
One, stop saying crap
About how the lead singer's hot
And two, take those ties you wear and
Shove 'em up your (Ahh)
Do you know, that he knows
And he doesn't want you
Yeah, they only want, only want his ha, ha-ha
Ha, ha-ha
Only want what they want
But, na, ah-ah
Na, ah-ah
[CHORUS:]
[Teenie]
It's funny how teenies only think about the *BEEP*
You got a real big heart, but I'm looking at your *BEEP*
You got a great voice, but I'm looking at your *BEEP*
I know I'm a pain, but I'm looking at your *BEEP*
[Lead Singer of a Band that Teenies "Like"]
I don't give a *BEEP*
Keep looking at my *BEEP*
'Cause it's just so like you to be looking at my *BEEP* (ha)
I'm a keep playing while you're looking at my *BEEP*
Ha, ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha
[Teenie]
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb dumb dumb
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb dumb dumb
[Me]
Stop, sending death threats to his wife
He won't want you in his life
And if he has a girlfriend
Death threats are
Something she don't need
Hey!
[CHORUS:]
[Teenie]
It's funny how teenies only think about the *BEEP*
You got a real big heart, but I'm looking at your *BEEP*
You got a great voice, but I'm looking at your *BEEP*
I know I'm a pain, but I'm looking at your *BEEP*
[Lead Singer of a Band that Teenies "Like"]
I don't give a *BEEP*
Keep looking at my *BEEP*
'Cause it's just so like you to be looking at my *BEEP* (ha)
I'm a keep playing while you're looking at my *BEEP*
Ha, ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha
[CHORUS:]
[Teenie]
It's funny how teenies only think about the *BEEP*
You got a real big heart, but I'm looking at your *BEEP*
You got a great voice, but I'm looking at your *BEEP*
I know I'm a pain, but I'm looking at your *BEEP*
[Lead Singer of a Band that Teenies "Like"]
I don't give a *BEEP*
Keep looking at my *BEEP*
'Cause it's just so like you to be looking at my *BEEP* (ha)
I'm a keep playing while you're looking at my *BEEP*
Ha, ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha
*BEEP*
Ha, ha-ha, ha
Ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha
Ha, ha-ha, ha
[CHORUS:]
[Teenie]
It's funny how teenies only think about the *BEEP*
You got a real big heart, but I'm looking at your *BEEP*
You got a great voice, but I'm looking at your *BEEP*
I know I'm a pain, but I'm looking at your *BEEP*
[Lead Singer of a Band that Teenies "Like"]
I don't give a *BEEP*
Keep looking at my *BEEP*
'Cause it's just so like you to be looking at my *BEEP* (ha)
I'm a keep playing while you're looking at my *BEEP*
Ha, ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha
Every one's the same
Since they get to the fifth grade
They pick a band with hot guys
Then they (Ha, ha-ha, ha, ha-ha)
They always got a plan
To make the lead singer their man
Want to hold him with their hands
Want to (Ha, ha-ha, ha, ha-ha)
Everyone hopes they drown
But they always come around
Making themselves look like clowns
And that's why real fans hope they drown
'Cause they only want, only want his ha, ha-ha ha, ha-ha
Only want what they want
But, na, ah-ah
Na, ah-ah
[CHORUS:]
[Teenie]
It's funny how teenies only think about the *BEEP*
You got a real big heart, but I'm looking at your *BEEP*
You got a great voice, but I'm looking at your *BEEP*
I know I'm a pain, but I'm looking at your *BEEP*
[Lead Singer of a Band that Teenies "Like"]
I don't give a *BEEP*
Keep looking at my *BEEP*
'Cause it's just so like you to be looking at my *BEEP* (ha)
I'm a keep playing while you're looking at my *BEEP*
Ha, ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha
Do you know that bands
Don't like girls, like you
So just hold up, wait a minute
Let me put my two cents in it
One, stop saying crap
About how the lead singer's hot
And two, take those ties you wear and
Shove 'em up your (Ahh)
Do you know, that he knows
And he doesn't want you
Yeah, they only want, only want his ha, ha-ha
Ha, ha-ha
Only want what they want
But, na, ah-ah
Na, ah-ah
[CHORUS:]
[Teenie]
It's funny how teenies only think about the *BEEP*
You got a real big heart, but I'm looking at your *BEEP*
You got a great voice, but I'm looking at your *BEEP*
I know I'm a pain, but I'm looking at your *BEEP*
[Lead Singer of a Band that Teenies "Like"]
I don't give a *BEEP*
Keep looking at my *BEEP*
'Cause it's just so like you to be looking at my *BEEP* (ha)
I'm a keep playing while you're looking at my *BEEP*
Ha, ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha
[Teenie]
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb dumb dumb
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb dumb dumb
[Me]
Stop, sending death threats to his wife
He won't want you in his life
And if he has a girlfriend
Death threats are
Something she don't need
Hey!
[CHORUS:]
[Teenie]
It's funny how teenies only think about the *BEEP*
You got a real big heart, but I'm looking at your *BEEP*
You got a great voice, but I'm looking at your *BEEP*
I know I'm a pain, but I'm looking at your *BEEP*
[Lead Singer of a Band that Teenies "Like"]
I don't give a *BEEP*
Keep looking at my *BEEP*
'Cause it's just so like you to be looking at my *BEEP* (ha)
I'm a keep playing while you're looking at my *BEEP*
Ha, ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha
[CHORUS:]
[Teenie]
It's funny how teenies only think about the *BEEP*
You got a real big heart, but I'm looking at your *BEEP*
You got a great voice, but I'm looking at your *BEEP*
I know I'm a pain, but I'm looking at your *BEEP*
[Lead Singer of a Band that Teenies "Like"]
I don't give a *BEEP*
Keep looking at my *BEEP*
'Cause it's just so like you to be looking at my *BEEP* (ha)
I'm a keep playing while you're looking at my *BEEP*
Ha, ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha
*BEEP*
Hope you liked it! Vote and leave a comment, and sorry if I offended anyone. If you are a teenie, remember that this is just my opinion before you send me a flaming comment in unreadable lingo. If you do leave a comment, tell me if you agree!
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hhhhhmmmmmm don't like
hhhhhmmmmmm don't like
Well, I can read what you said so you're probably not a teenie, but it would be nice to say WHY you "don't like" instead of just saying that and giving it 211.
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