The Lyrics

excuse me for not liking the rasmus...but when i heard that we could have voted for HIM to have a gig in hungary and the rasmus will come instead i went so damned angry that it caused this ...hhmmm...parody.

ooh ooh

no sleep
no sleep until i'm done with fighting this bastard
won't stop
won't stop before i pour him all over with mustard
sometimes
i feel i'm going down as i see his face
somehow i know that he should be kept in a cage

i'll be watching
i'll be waiting
in the shadows
to cut his throat
i'll be searching
i'll be living
only for that
all my life

ooh ooh ooh ooh
in the shadows
ooh ooh ooh ooh
in the shadows

they say
that I must learn to kill before I can feel safe
so please
let me start practicing on you and your sad face

sometimes
I feel like I should go and play with your lungs, man
somehow
I just dont want to let you live next morning

i'll be watching
i'll be waiting
in the shadows
to cut his throat
i'll be searching
i'll be living
only for that
all my life

baby
i've been
patient
patiently standing
watching
waiting for something
but i've
had enough
you should
get lost VERY soon

i'll be watching
i'll be waiting
in the shadows
to cut his throat
i'll be searching
i'll be living
only for that
all my life

i'll be watching
i'll be waiting
i'll be searching
i'll be living
only for that

ooh ooh ooh ooh
in the shadows
ooh ooh ooh ooh
in the shadows

i'll be waiting

of course i didn't mean to cut the singer's throat, whatever his name may be...;)

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DuTcH_gIrL - March 03, 2004 - Report this comment

I like the song a lot, but i think this parody is genuine. It's absolutely great. well done

Elr�thiel - March 11, 2004 - Report this comment

Hehe! I like the song too, but I would be as pissed off as you if the Rasmus were replacing HIM. Reason: I love HIM, and Ville Valo is a god! Lauri-whatever-his-last-name-is is copying him, only he sticks chicken feathers in his hair. The song's good though. I stay sane by imagining how Ville would sing it. Ja ne! From Elr�thiel, the Insane Elven Goddess of Hilariosity and Laughter! PS: NIRVANA, KURT, HIM, and VILLE ROCK!!!*Nirvana Emoticon* PPS: *wishes for a heartagram emoticon on Deviant Art*

Sadie. - April 08, 2004 - Report this comment

Sorry but, the rasmus are better than him anyroad.

TheLoverOfJohnCena - April 15, 2004 - Report this comment

i love both him and the rasmus, but i prefer him!! anyway, the rasmus singer's last name is Ylonen... Lauri Ylonen

poison girl - April 22, 2004 - Report this comment

thank you very much for reading my parody and sending me your comments. i am glad to hear that even those who like the rasmus did accept this stuff. anyway, thank you for letting me know his name. reading it again makes me feel that it's too brutal so maybe i'll write another version...because i think although i like those wicked him-guys i don't have to hate these another finnish jerks...i don't think we should compare them; both singing about 'oh-life-is-sad-i--love-you-let-me-die' and probably others adore lauri's appearence as him-fans ville's - and all these merry gentlemen are finnish...they must know something, huh? :) to cut it short, thank you again :) (and, to finish the story: it seems neither him nor the rasmus will come :D but v�rttin� who i also like... funny, huh? ;))

julie asbury - April 27, 2004 - Report this comment

the parody made me giggle for sure. im a big fan of the rasmus, but i like him alot too, both bands have their own special qualities, but it put a smile on my face lol

The Beast (666) - May 01, 2004 - Report this comment

How dare you!!!!!!? You might like HIM but you don't have to go slagging off every other band. The Rasmus rock and all those who say otherwise should be forced to listen to their songs until they love them. SO THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HIM might be good but The Rasmus beat them any day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DEATH TRAP - May 09, 2004 - Report this comment

By the way The Rasmus aren't jerks, and both HIM and The Rasmus are really good friends off the music scene!!!!!!!!1

XXxxXXBexXXxxXX - May 17, 2004 - Report this comment

i think The Rasmus rock. thats all that needs to be said. HIM r ok too but i don't listen to them that much. i think they give each other good influences because if sum1 hears The Rasmus they might think "cool finnish bands r quite good" and then hear that HIM r finnish too, so they chek them out , vice versa, and then both bands get the benifit. Ville and Lauri r both great mates anyway so all of their fans should get along too :D XXxxXXxx (R A S M U S R O K !)

*~~~cheda~~~* - May 17, 2004 - Report this comment

rasmus rock and dat songs funni! :p bi

danny_m91 - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment

Perdon? el que tiene algun problema con Lauri o con THE RASMUS que lo hable conmigo, ok? mi msn: danny_m91@hotmail.com

Feersfaya - July 16, 2004 - Report this comment

Although the song can be insulting as a Rasmus fan, I can just replace it with someone else I hate. Nice song right there... its similar to something I wrote to the person I hate, and you somewhat placed it in a song! Bravo!! Keep up the awesome job! but do keep in mind that other Rasmus fans or other fans of other bands might be insulted by your parody or parodies.Just a friendly FYI :)

Serene Ilusions - July 23, 2004 - Report this comment

Well I KNOW THAT LAURI YLONEN IS HOOTTTT HIM WELL VILLE WATEVER HIS NAME IS WELL I DONT LIKE HIM HE LOOKS LIKE A DRUGGY............ IM GLAD I DONT LIKE THEM AND IM GLAD I HAVENT LISTEN TO ANY OF HIM S SONGS COOZZZZ THE RASMUS ROCCKKKZZZZZ ANYDAY AND BY THE WAY THE RASMUS DOESNT LIKE BEING COMPARED WITH HIM!!!

Holly - September 03, 2004 - Report this comment

I thought this parody was quite funny despite being a huge rasmus fan. I love HIM too though.. Lauri copying off Ville? Ahem.. I think not. They are both entirely different in my opinion. And its CROW feathers Lauri sticks in his hair.. not chicken.. lol.. And the to the person before.. You don't need to type in all caps.. thats just dumb. Net Etiquette or whatever you call it.. hmm. Good parody anyway..

RasMus~Lover - September 23, 2004 - Report this comment

hmmm... it sounds funny to me only cos my brother was singing sumthing similar today (but not as "violent") its clever... but i think its also SICK that sumone (author) can go THAT FAR in hating sumone they dont even know, that theyd write such violent S!#$ about them... u just too blind to see how GREAT The Rasmus are! Going on... The Rasmus KICK ASS>>> i havent heard OF "HIM" let alone heard them but i dont need to... when ive got THE RASMUS!!! and i cant understand how ANYONE could NOT like their songs... they are absolutely awesome musicians (Lauri in particular 4 writing the songs) Anyway, i just wna say that I LOVE THE RASMUS HEAPS! and Lauri especially... (his voice is SO SEXY)...

Gothika - November 20, 2004 - Report this comment

Thats really funny shit!!! i couldn't stop laughing :D but i feel really bad cause i'm a fan of the rasmus.:(:(:(:(:(:( .Anyway keep up the good work.Ciao!!!!

maria - January 14, 2005 - Report this comment

�hola! a todos los fans de rasmus son los #1

RaDiO AcTiVe MoOsE - August 01, 2005 - Report this comment

I think that song is totaly WICKED! It really matches the pace too! You've really done yourself good! lol But i MUST say to the 4th coment down Lauris last name is YloEnen : Lauri Yloenen :-)

Natasha - February 02, 2006 - Report this comment

It's actually Ylonen, smart ass. No E in his name.

Lucifer's Angel - August 05, 2006 - Report this comment

It's Ylönen. Ö=OE.

Antonia - October 11, 2014 - Report this comment

This song is so great and with absolutely fantastic meaning. it's ugly to make fun of it ..

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