-> "Yellowknife"
Original Song Title:
"Otherside"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Yellowknife"
The Lyrics
[Complaining on the Ingraham Trail on his first load]
How long, how long
Is the drive
From here to Diavik mine [a diamond mine]?
I don't
I don't believe it's fair
My heaviest load
With the road corroded
[Recalling how he started]
I've seen some snow
On my paperback
The newest challenge
After "Great Outback" [The road trains in Australian Outback]
Prefer the winter
And the cold icy tracks
I gotta take a plane to Yellowknife
[The plane only got him to Vancouver from Perth, Australia, so he bought a truck and drove to Yellowknife]
The hot, dry weather?
Never meant for me
For 60 days
My truck is right on the sea
A major change
But I've big cash in mind
I gotta get me up to Yellowknife
Take a load from Yellowknife
Take it on
Bring it on
[Revising the routes]
How long, how long
Is the drive
From here to Yellowknife?
I don't
I don't believe it's bad
A slippery road
But I'm driving slowly
[Two days later, the bad start]
Poured some coffee to the coffee mug
Was 'bout to leave
But my gears all got stuck
I've got my load
But I'm on a duck [cricket term: 0 loads, 0 tons, no money earned]
I gotta fix my truck
Leave Yellowknife
[Percussion solo to signify passage of time and the time I left my hazard lights on.]
[Few hours later]
My trip got started
Yet to make the bend [On Ingraham Trail]
A candidate of worst crash ever been
A speeding trucker
Flipped and blocked all lanes
I'll never leave the trail
And hit the ice
To Lockhart Lake [Rest Stop]
And sleep the night
Takes too long
Dragging on
How long, how long
Is the drive
From here to Diavik mine?
[Reporting back to the boss over the radio]
I don't
I don't believe I'm careless
The whole road closed
To a sloppy driver
[The impatient rant (clean version)]
Got to here
Bought my new and hot ride
Worn me out
Waiting here in Yellowknife
I yelled and said that
"It was not my mess"
Will I depart?
When can I start
[To] Be on the road again?
[Guitar solo to signify the frantic rush to reopen the road]
[Back to the present time, negotiating the Ingraham Trail, so he is still not on the ice by the time the song is done.]
How long, how long
Is the drive
From here to Diavik mine?
I don't
I don't believe it's fair
I'm stuck on the only
Load I've ever had
I don't
I don't believe it's fair
My heaviest load
With the road corroded
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