Food fight
Threw bread
So messy
That loaf plops down
In that pot of broth
And splashes the crowd

Was dry... Not now
So messy, Food covers the floor
It's a waste for sure
When all that gravy's poured

Bet we'll get kicked out of this fancy diner now
They're angry, We act like clowns
As we chuck that pie
And it's making us smile

Threw peas, Pulled right out of the can
We'll make a mess as we're throwing flan
You'll yell "Yuck!" as you get hit with Spam
That's why they're pissed and I think we are going to get banned

Food fight
Cheese spread
So messy
I see you fall down
On a pudding cup
That was on the ground

They'll cry and pout
So angry
Their cafe's a fright
Covered in french fries
That I put in flight, yeah

("Ewww... This place bites, Let's go!")

The damage cost a couple grand
We'll wash dishes till we can't see our hands
We'll waste chips by throwing them like mad
And they are pissed that we destroyed their land

Food fight
Huge mess
So crappy that I have to frown
Need to work it off
While the boss man shouts

Nerves fried
Head pounds
That food was hurled
And it made us roar
But now it's a chore
I need to mops the floors...
Damn...