(S.T.G.)
When the gas comes through the lower place,
And your bowels in dismay,
And everything seems changed
That heartburn won't go away
Shouldn't eat that hotdog,
Or it'll hurt your spleen you see,
And now you're gonna hurl,
In the porcelain king.

Bad stuff, bad stuff
You do not need
Ta' eat up, eat up
That rocky road!

(DarkJon64)
Bad for you, like a hundred foot longs!
There's more calories than parodies from William Tong!
My age has got me thinkin' now if I should eat this,
It's buttery and salty, with a sugary twist!
All the gravy french fries, and the bacon and cheese,
For every bite that's taken adds more weight to your knees!
If butter makes it better then the butter should be light,
I'm just thankful everyday that I still have a wife!

Bad stuff, bad stuff
You do not need
t' eat up, eat up,
Pie ala' mode!

(Junior)
Sour cream, I take a dip
eat fried duck quite a lot
up the hill, to the steps, Cheese Pizza with some Kraft
you eat chickens, you eat birdie
the food is nasty, it's so fattening
eat h-a-m until you barf and it's brown
eat more cocoa yeah and follow the barf tracks
I love to eat ahhh love to eat
Love to eat
yeah it's reoccurring it's like ice cream
I eat it a thousand times yeah
and it's always like the very first time

(S.T.G.)
As I eat on I will never forget
TUMS right beside me have some organs to protect.
Seems like yesterday when I rushed to the stalls,
I'm still pukin' there, so better clean the walls.
All the foods we had shouldn't cause heart-burn.
I'll take TUMS for my heart cause my heart starts to churn.
If acid made a change for just me, it's true.
So don't eat rocky road, it's bad for you.

Bad stuff, bad stuff
You do not need
Ta' eat up, eat up
That rocky road!