-> "The Ballad of Clay and Ruben (Clay)"
Original Song Title:
"Bangs"
Parody Song Title:
"The Ballad of Clay and Ruben (Clay)"
The Lyrics
Clay- Aiken and Ruben Studdard.
They both can sing, but one can sing much better.
Clay- is the one who sings much worse,
On top of everything else, he looks like a nerd.
Although Ruben is kind of fat, just remember this fact,
Clay (Clay) cannot sing like that Ruben. (Clay)
Ecspecially since Ruben's (Clay) lungs are super big huge. (en)
Clay (Clay) does not weigh 300 pounds, (Clay)
but he doesn't know that that's what everyone wants. (Clay.)
And while Clay has those big ugly puberty like pimples,
just remember that Ruben's money's in his dimples.
(Clay- cannot sing like) Cannot sing like that Ruben.
(Ecspecially since Roo) Ecspecially since Ruben's
(Lungs are super big) Lungs are super big Huge (en!)
Clay (Clay)- Aiken and Ruben Studdard.
They can both sing, but Ruben sings much better.
Clay- is the one who sings much worse.
On top of everything else, he looks like a nerd. (Clay)
And Clay, what else makes him look like a nerd is his haircut.
But Ruben, has no reason to worry about that stuff.
Clay (Clay) cannot sing like that Ruben. (Clay)
Ecspecially since Ruben's (Clay) lungs are super big huge-en. (Clay)
Especially since Ruben's (Clay) lungs are super big huge (en
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