Ordered a giant-ass steak
Seconds and thirds, sep'rate plates
That's what you do (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Got no black hole in my core
So my meal's modest, not more
Clear what to do, do, do

Half each? Not now
Pay your fee, pay your fee
I won't cover for you

Not gonna pay for your wine
Or the excesses of sides
That's all on you, you, you
My budget can't take more
Than what you're askin' for
Not what we agreed to, it's true

Can't spot you now
Pay your fee, pay your fee
So incredibly rude
I'll pay for mine
Not billin' me, billin' me
For your masses of food

You don't need financial help, you can easily pay
Ain't true now, all of what you're sayin' is a lie
Earnin' a place in hell, blame the waitress? Damn
Ain't true now that this place demands "pay half"
Oh-oh, ho-oh
Oh-oh, ho-oh
Oh-oh, ho-oh

Just cough up now
Pay your fee, pay your fee
Don't be such a big douche, douche, douche
This isn't right
Not billin' me, billin' me
For your feast's load of food

Don't stiff them now (pay your fee, pay your fee)
Stiff them now (pay your fee, pay your fee)
Stiff them now (pay your fee, pay your fee)
Tempted to take this fork (no dine-and-dash, asshole, pay)
And do things worth jail for
No more dinin' with you (it's your price, it's your price, it's your price, it's your price, pay your fee, pay your fee)