Song Parodies -> "K-Mart"

Original Song Title:

"Riot"

Original Performer:

Three Days Grace

Parody Song Title:

"K-Mart"

Parody Written by:

ICR

The Lyrics

K-Mart blows...plain and simple (sorry if i offended any K-Heads)

If you feel, like buying
A toaster, a TV
If you want, some chocolate
And ice cream, or donuts
Then go to, the Wal-Mart
Right across, the Payless
But wait just, a minute
Be smart now

Dont go to K-Mart, to K-Mart
Dont go to K-Mart
Dont go to K-Mart, to K-Mart
Dont go to K-Mart

If you feel, like spending
Your money, on dumb crap
Be my guest, just go to
A Cosco, or Target
Because of, the reason
That K-Mart, has nothing
You would want, you would need
So think it

Dont go to K-Mart, to K-Mart
Dont go to K-Mart
Dont go to K-Mart, to K-Mart
Dont go to K-Mart

If you feel, your done with
The K-Marts, then congrats
If you want, a boycott
Just get up and...

Dont go to K-Mart, to K-Mart
Dont go to K-Mart
Dont go to K-Mart, to K-Mart
Dont go to K-Mart
Dont go to K-Mart, to K-Mart
Dont go to K-Mart
Dont go to K-Mart, to K-Mart
Dont go to K-Mart

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