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Song Parodies -> "I Am Very Constipated"

Original Song Title:

"I Hate Everything About You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Three Days Grace

Parody Song Title:

"I Am Very Constipated"

Parody Written by:

Kim M.

The Lyrics

This guy's weird enough to sing a song about his "poopy problem"...but does that mean I'm weird enough to write it for him???
Everytime I eat a steak
After eating a whole cake
All the feelings that I get
In my stomache, I regret
Only when I start to think about it...

(Chorus)

I am very constipated
Why did I eat all that?
I am very constipated
Why can't I go poop yet?

Everytime my shit is stuck
Way up there inside my butt
I push so hard until I scream
After lunch at Burger King
Only when I start to think about it...

I am very constipated
Why did I eat all that?
I am very constipated
Why can't I go poop yet?

Only when I still can't take a crap yet
I go to...
...the doctor, he'll pull it out, but till then...

I am very constipated
Why did I eat all that?
I am very constipated
Why can't I go poop yet?

I have
To take
A dump!
I gotta! (2x)

(Chorus)
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Uky - August 03, 2004 - Report this comment
You're obviously pretty sick to write crap like this.
Kim M. - August 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey Uky shut the hell up! Everyone writes weird songs on this site! If we didn't, the sight wouldn't exist!
who cares what my name is - September 16, 2004 - Report this comment
You got the wrong dam homophone! It's the "site" that wouldn't exist.
Uky - October 06, 2004 - Report this comment
I stand for my beliefs, and that's that. :X
A-ron - April 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Freaky, in a good way.
Kim M. - July 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey A-ron thanks for that!
corey - November 07, 2005 - Report this comment
yur crazy

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