I took some Slim-fast just to
Get rid of all my fat
So now I lost a lot of weight
And my stomachs flat
I wacthed the scale and was happy
With what I saw
After all I'm not the size of a cow
And that's really cool
Did you know I used to have six chins?
But I reduced them to three and a half!

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Now that I'm Skinney will you please
Feed my face
I lost a ton of weight but will you
help me gain it back
I looked good thin but it
made me real hungry I
Need food tonight!!

You called me fat, now you call me thin
But now I don't know what I am
I wanted to look thin but know I want to
Be fat again!
Living off Slim-fast isn't enough to live off of
I want to eat burgers and fries
Milk shakes, candy and all the things that arn't
good for me!

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