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Song Parodies -> "Hit 80 Tonight"
Original Song Title:
"Whatever You Like"
Original Performer:
T.I.
Parody Song Title:
"Hit 80 Tonight"
Parody Written by:
AWPerative
The Lyrics
Something I came up with when my friend wouldn't level to 80 in the Wrath expansion fast enough.
Hey Jesse
You know, you just need to get attuned
I said you should hit 80 tonight
And stop being Level 75
Yeah
[Chorus:]
Epic geared
With epic flight
And you can run Naxx all night
Baby you should hit 80 tonight
And stop being Level 75
Yeah
Everybody chilling in Venomspite
Alliance tryna start some noob fight
Baby you should hit 80 tonight
And stop being Level 75
Yeah
[Verse 1:]
Anytime you want to run Vault 25
You know it ain't nothin to log in and get attuned
Wanted you could get it my dear
Decked out in epics, get a drake, I swear
Yeah you want more epics, need more epics
Long as you got epics, heal 5K a second
If you want it you got it, go get it you buy it
Tell 'em noobs that ain't 80 to be quiet
[Chorus:]
Epic geared
With epic flight
And you can run Naxx all night
Baby you should hit 80 tonight
And stop being Level 75
Yeah
Everybody chilling in Venomspite
Alliance tryna start some noob fight
Baby you should hit 80 tonight
And stop being Level 75
Yeah
[Verse 2:]
Your gear ain't the hottest, in fact it's quite the nottest
Get attuned, Jesse, play more WoW and less college
Auction house deposit, getting gems like you shopping
Cause everybody knows it's only epics if you socket
And you ain't never ever gotta go in yo wallet
Long as you got many epics in your pocket
Five six, a mammoth, and even epic armor kits
Ya'll ain't gotta disenchant, all you do is rock it
Reroll, be a tank and learn to taunt
And go get as many epics as you want
You know you ain't never done arena like that
To get all Season 5 while cruisin' like that
Yeah you want more epics, need more epics
Long as you got epics, heal 5K a second
You want it you got it, go get it you buy it
Tell 'em noobs that ain't 80 to be quiet
[Chorus:]
Epic geared
With epic flight
And you can run Naxx all night
Baby you should hit 80 tonight
And stop being Level 75
Yeah
Everybody chilling in Venomspite
Alliance tryna start some noob fight
Baby you should hit 80 tonight
And stop being Level 75
Yeah
[Verse 3:]
I'm talkin' Season 5
And Turning Tide
Go get more epics here despite
All Tier 7 gear, ain't that real tight
Go get more epics here alright
That's right
Yeah you want more epics, need more epics
Long as you got epics, heal 5K a second
You want it you got it, go get it you buy it
Tell 'em noobs that ain't 80 to be quiet
[Chorus:]
Epic geared
With epic flight
And you can run Naxx all night
Baby you should hit 80 tonight
And stop being Level 75
Yeah
Everybody chilling in Venomspite
Alliance tryna start some noob fight
Baby you should hit 80 tonight
And stop being Level 75
Yeah
You know, you just need to get attuned
I said you should hit 80 tonight
And stop being Level 75
Yeah
[Chorus:]
Epic geared
With epic flight
And you can run Naxx all night
Baby you should hit 80 tonight
And stop being Level 75
Yeah
Everybody chilling in Venomspite
Alliance tryna start some noob fight
Baby you should hit 80 tonight
And stop being Level 75
Yeah
[Verse 1:]
Anytime you want to run Vault 25
You know it ain't nothin to log in and get attuned
Wanted you could get it my dear
Decked out in epics, get a drake, I swear
Yeah you want more epics, need more epics
Long as you got epics, heal 5K a second
If you want it you got it, go get it you buy it
Tell 'em noobs that ain't 80 to be quiet
[Chorus:]
Epic geared
With epic flight
And you can run Naxx all night
Baby you should hit 80 tonight
And stop being Level 75
Yeah
Everybody chilling in Venomspite
Alliance tryna start some noob fight
Baby you should hit 80 tonight
And stop being Level 75
Yeah
[Verse 2:]
Your gear ain't the hottest, in fact it's quite the nottest
Get attuned, Jesse, play more WoW and less college
Auction house deposit, getting gems like you shopping
Cause everybody knows it's only epics if you socket
And you ain't never ever gotta go in yo wallet
Long as you got many epics in your pocket
Five six, a mammoth, and even epic armor kits
Ya'll ain't gotta disenchant, all you do is rock it
Reroll, be a tank and learn to taunt
And go get as many epics as you want
You know you ain't never done arena like that
To get all Season 5 while cruisin' like that
Yeah you want more epics, need more epics
Long as you got epics, heal 5K a second
You want it you got it, go get it you buy it
Tell 'em noobs that ain't 80 to be quiet
[Chorus:]
Epic geared
With epic flight
And you can run Naxx all night
Baby you should hit 80 tonight
And stop being Level 75
Yeah
Everybody chilling in Venomspite
Alliance tryna start some noob fight
Baby you should hit 80 tonight
And stop being Level 75
Yeah
[Verse 3:]
I'm talkin' Season 5
And Turning Tide
Go get more epics here despite
All Tier 7 gear, ain't that real tight
Go get more epics here alright
That's right
Yeah you want more epics, need more epics
Long as you got epics, heal 5K a second
You want it you got it, go get it you buy it
Tell 'em noobs that ain't 80 to be quiet
[Chorus:]
Epic geared
With epic flight
And you can run Naxx all night
Baby you should hit 80 tonight
And stop being Level 75
Yeah
Everybody chilling in Venomspite
Alliance tryna start some noob fight
Baby you should hit 80 tonight
And stop being Level 75
Yeah
I tried.
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