I don’t do much working
I’ve got all day to sit and do bugger all
And all the bosses love me
I just sit and wait for them to give me a call
I’m getting bored

Please stop it, I don’t mind you, but I am on my last legs here
I am hated by all of my bosses it’s true
If they find out what we’ve been up to, I’d be fired
Find someone but do not pick me

I know it is wrong, but I’m here again
I just keep on coming back to you
(I’m just using you, and I don’t love you
And you’ll know when I’m finished with you)
I don’t say anything to anyone
But I’ve found they’re already talking
Make sure you deny, everything they say
‘Cos you’ll go, you’ll go, you’ll go

I won’t get in trouble
The only one is you if you are caught
I’ll make sure that they do not see you
Because your popularity would soon go down to nought
And I’m bored

Please stop it, I don’t mind you, but I am on my last legs here
I am hated by all of my bosses it’s true
If they find out what we’ve been up to, I’d be fired
Find someone but do not pick me

I know it is wrong, but I’m here again
I just keep on coming back to you
(I’m just using you, and I don’t love you
And you’ll know when I’m finished with you)
I don’t say anything to anyone
But I’ve found they’re already talking
Make sure you deny, everything they say
I just keep on coming back to you

You should know, that I have a wife, and kids older than you
Listen you should know, that my wife is good friends with the current boss
So Listen you should know, that nobody, even your friends can never ever know
So Listen you should know, if you don’t want me, it will be your loss, yeah