Here we are
Spewing words that cut just like a knife
Shouting ideas
Standing here fighting over 'left' and 'right'
I'm not mad but I'm getting a whole lot wiser every day
To start a fight with you is crazy
I'm ending it today

(Chorus)
The reasons will last all day if you're looking 'round for clues to bash the Shrub
And I understand that everyone has the right to post his stuff
But you ain't the only one who
Likes to have some fun and speak his mind
Why don't we both try not to be
Angry all the time

I was trying to understand the songs that you have sung
It was merely a suggestion. I thought we could have some fun
Please remember, with your views and rights I do agree
What I don't want is parodies that you use to bash on me

(Chorus)
The reasons will last all day if you're looking 'round for clues to bash the Shrub
And I understand that everyone has the right to post his stuff
But you ain't the only one who
Likes to have some fun and speak his mind
Why don't we both try not to be
Angry all the time

Seven years of writing songs using your pen as a swrod
And no one here can deny your talents with the written word
But don't attack me, for I'm the last one here who'd throw a stone
You do your thing, and I'll do mine. Let's leave well enough alone

(Chorus)
The reasons will last all day if you're looking 'round for clues to bash the Shrub
And I understand that everyone has the right to post his stuff
But you ain't the only one who
Likes to have some fun and speak his mind
Why don't we both try not to be
Angry all the time

For you are not my enemy.
Your parodies are fine.

So let's just both try not to be
Angry all the time.