-> "Ending MS-13 via the Red White and Blue"
Original Song Title:
"Brought to You Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue"
Original Performer:
Tobey Keith
Parody Song Title:
"Ending MS-13 via the Red White and Blue"
The Lyrics
1. Well, hurt Americans; be you girls or guys;
It's time to stand up and drop nukes;
It's time to recognize...
When we see Old Glory burning...
Some punk needs to be dead...
Otherwise when you go to buy cars; they'll blow off your head!
They breed to start up an army;
Spewing communist lies;
Won't rest till freedom is charred;
And the saving faith dies.
They've raped our mothers, our sisters, your uncle's puppy!
These gangs are ruthlessly crappy!
Drugs and murdering sprees!
Now MS-13's got our nation under endless attack;
Syringe of brown sugar stabbed Suzie, she's OD'd in the back;
Soon as we see those animals,
Through our bloodshot eyes;
Time to light them all up;
Like we're hypernovae!!!
[First Chorus]
Hey Uncle Sam, wants your gang shot into a crater!
It's a statute of counterstrike that you outta infer!
RKKVs will fall, and you'll all burn in Hell!
We'll destroy Aztland's heroin; isn't that swell?
And it'll feel like the universe is raining down on you!
Screw you, MS-13, we're the the Red White and Blue!
2. Vengeance will be served, and the curb-stomp will rage!
Cerberus gonna bite when you're tossed in his cage;
You're not sorry? You still messed with the U.S. of A!
So we'll pound a nail through your nuts;
Ship you to Makemake!!!!
[Second Chrous]
Hey everyone's got your name on their uber hit-list;
We're about to go Duterte; try our DX-4 mist!
A 1-gigaton nuke's, gonna send you to Hell!
We'll leave no rock uncovered under which you can dwell!
And you will know that, the Great Beyond is gunning hard for you!
Adiablos, Trucha! We're the Red White and Blue!
[Trail]
Oh yeah! We're the Red White and Blue!
Oh, eat that! We're the Red White and Blue!
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