Song Parodies -> "I Wanna Talk About P"

Original Song Title:

"I Wanna Talk About Me"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Toby Keith

Parody Song Title:

"I Wanna Talk About P"

Parody Written by:

Teresa Schliker

The Lyrics

If you watched the P.B.R. finals in Las Vegas this weekend, you saw this brand-new kid Luke Snyder, already Rookie-Of-The-Year steal the show! I mean, Paulo Crimber, Ednei Caminhas, and others were Awesome, and Chris Shivers had a great ride on Dillinger, but this is Luke's first year, and he rode Every bull! On top of that, his average score was 90!!! In fact, he made it all look easy!

You talk about your guys
Of every shape and size
The ones you kinda like
And the ones you idolize
You talk about the twins
They both lose or both win
'Bout how Dillinger bucks
And Moody spins
Just seeing someone ride 'em makes me sweat!
But I ain't done yet!

I wanna talk about "P"
N'about "B" n'bout "R"
I wanna talk about Luke Snyder,
Wow, he's a star!
How he rode, how he clung, rode all five
Made 'em scream, did ya see?
Now I love Chris, Adriano, Paulo, Cody an' Gary, too
Would you believe
That he rode all five, see,
'Cause he's just a rookie!
(Gee! Gee! Gee!)
Yeah, he's just a rookie-e-e!
(Gee! Gee! Gee!)

Chris Shivers is a guy
Who always gives a try
His determination high
To match the greatest--Ty!
Adriano's strenth and heart
Just go right off the chart
What a nice guy, too
An' he's so smart
You know talkin' about them makes me smile
But you should see this new guy!

I wanna talk about "P"
N'about "B" n'bout "R"
I wanna talk about Luke Snyder,
Wow, he's a star!
How he rode, how he clung, rode all five
Made 'em scream, did ya see?
Now I love Chris, Adriano, Paulo, Cody an' Gary, too
I can't believe
That he rode all five, see,
'Cause he's just a rookie!
(Gee! Gee! Gee!)
I can't believe what I see-e-e
(See! See! See!)
Oh, gee, me, me, me, me, me, me
(Gee! Gee! Gee!)
Gee! Gee! Gee! Gee!
(Gee! Gee! Gee!)

Gee! Gee! Gee! Gee!
See! See! See! See!
J.-P., Ed-nei, Jason, But-oh-me! Golly-Gee!

I wanna talk about "P"
N'about "B" n'bout "R"
I wanna talk about Luke Snyder,
Wow, he's a star!
How he rode, how he clung, rode all five
Made 'em scream, did ya see?
Now I love Chris, Adriano, Paulo, Cody an' Gary, too
Would you beleive
That he rode all five, see,
'Cause he's just a rookie!
(Gee! Gee! Gee!)
Yeah, he's just a rookie-e-e!
(Gee! Gee! Gee!)
I can't beleive what I see!
(See! See! See!)
Who-ee-e-e!
(See! See! Gee!)

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