It has no AC
It has no radio
It accelerates real slow
It has a problem
with the engine
It can barely go
And when you're in this car you won't get far
putt putt putt, putt putt putt, I hate this car.

Its brakes are broken
Its battery's dead
Should've bought a new car instead
It can't steer
It has no heat
It's hard to keep it on the street
Driving slowly over the concrete and tar
putt putt putt, putt putt putt, I hate this car.

I hate this car
Goes at a slow pace
Paying repair bill
Finishes last in a race
To drive 55
It's very hard
putt putt putt, putt putt putt, I hate this car.

It has no seatbelts
It has no airbag
Driving it is a real drag
It's full of dents
The wheels are flat
This hard metal seat in which I sat
And when I have to drive somewhere far
putt putt putt, putt putt putt, I hate this car.
(I can't drive)

I like my house (I like my house)
And I like my computer (I like my computer)
I should sell it and buy a better car
I'll just crash it now and then

Cause I hate this car
Can't drive down the road
The engine might explode
It makes me wanna sell it now
Driving on the tar
It can't go that far
putt putt putt, putt putt putt, I hate this car.
putt putt putt, putt putt putt, I really hate this car.