-> "Chocolate Soldier"
Original Song Title:
"American Soldier"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Chocolate Soldier"
The Lyrics
I know it's kinda hot out, and that ain't very fun
but come into the store here, there's something for everyone
For a drink that's cold and yummy, all chocolatey and smooth
just come over to the drinks, and I will be here just for you
I don't cost alot of money, not too much you'll have to pay
and if you only have a dollar, you should buy me anyway
'cause I'm real good for your sweet tooth, and you won't be thirsty
by myself or with a snack, i'm the drink you need
'cause water just tastes boring and soda's just too strong
and you know that I'll be real fresh, I haven't been here long
So, why are you still waiting? Just open this here door
Yeah, I'm chocolate and I'm tasty, I'm what you're thirsty for
And I taste great from the bottle, or over a glass of ice
no matter how you want it, I will satisfy
So, I wanna be drank by you, it's okay, you see
'cause if you want another, there's others behind me
I'm a Chocolate Soldier, a choc-o-late
beside the Pepsi and the Livewire
I'd be real cold in your hand
If you are kinda thirsty, I'm what you should buy
For something cold and sweet you should just give me a try
A Chocolate Soldier, I'm a Cocolate Soldier
Yeah, a Chocolate Soldier, a choc-o-late
beside the Pepsi and the Livewire
I'd be real cold in your hand
If you are kinda thirsty, I'm what you should buy
For something cold and sweet you should just give me a try
A Chocolate Soldier, I'm a Chocolate...
A Chocolate...
A Chocolate...
A Chocolate Soldier
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