I'm just love to drink shots tonight,
It really hits the spot,
And with the cold weather outside,
It's one way to make me hot,
But, a few more drinks inside me,
And I might turn in to,
A man who says "Flop Em" all the time,
While I'm staring at your boobs,

I will gladly pay you money,
I won't consider it a waste,
If you flop those big old nipples out,
And let em rest against my face,
Please do me this one favor, whip out your mammories,
From the size of those gazongas,
You could feed two families,

Let me hop aboard your heaving bongos,
And let me take a ride,
The only blimps as big as those,
Say Goodyear on the side,
I won't tell no one about it,
And I won't call you a whore,
Just flop those tits for me one time,
And I won't bug you anymore,

Just Flop Em that's your duty, I'll pay any price,
I'll even pay extra, if you let me bring the ice,
Oh, I'll praise your name all through the day,
If that's what you want of me,
So undo that blouse you are wearing,
And set those puppies free,

You've got some really big boulders, And I want to see,
Just take off that knocker holder, and let's start the jubilee,
Oh, a hummer will be the next act, so this will be the primer,
Let me see why your nipples are called "The Turkey Timers"
Really big boulders, You've got some really big boulders,

You've got some really big boulders, And I want to see,
They're like 2 watermelons on your chest,
in a cup that's Double D,
So take off your bra, And I'll pay you now,
To see your bulging hooters,
I'm in the mood for Honeydoos with a side of Lactic shooters,
Really big boulders, You've got some really big,
You've got some really big,
Really big boulders